User:Jophiel  

Parvenu layabout and international accident-waiting-to-happen, Jophiel is most famous for inventing Chicago, rent boys and armpits.

Altruistic

Jophiel's generosity knows no bounds. He has already donated 3 of his kidneys to random passers-by, and he is often seen at charity shops hiding $20 bills between the 2nd hand T shirts.

Favorite Sammiches

Jophiel's regular show on BBC World "My Favorite Sammiches" was withdrawn when it became obvious that he knows fuck-all about them.

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