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Why I am an internet virgin |
LobsterJohnson the Sly |
Dec 4th, 2007 |
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Here it is folks, enjoy.
When I was young hygiene wasn't a big thing in my house, then when my parents got divorced it was even less of an issue. I lived with my neglectful mom who let me lay around all day with dirty clothes and horrible bathing habits, including eating habits. Then when I moved |
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Im kinda curios on what kinda music you all listen to |
RedjedBlue the Shady |
Feb 8th, 2005 |
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Mazra are you one of Quaoz's socks?
You certainly have the same shi[i]tty posting style and definitely the same sucky taste in music. |
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the how to guide of life obtaining *long post* |
tofubot |
Aug 5th, 2005 |
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no, sillygoose, you really aren't funny man. like you come close sometimes, but you fall short. like you're crawling through the desert, and you see a lone cup of water sitting amidst the dunes.
you crawl that dehydrated bag of flesh of yours on hands and knees trying to get to that salvation of |
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Okay, Honest Help plz. |
Kastigir |
Aug 30th, 2006 |
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[quote=One of the most ironic things I've ever read]kao you should watch out on who the fk your talking to you never know what type of person your dealing you see behing a screen and keyboard running your fking mouth like your really tuff im the type of person that will hunt you down i will cut your |
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION! |
Hellboy the Hand |
Dec 18th, 2006 |
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Future expansions planned by Blizzard, from late 2003. |
Reinjin |
Sep 18th, 2007 |
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So my computer died yesterday, leaving me no choice but to dig up my old laptop as my newer one is currently on loan to my mom. What an ancient thing. 8 gig hard drive, Windows 98, and just enough RAM to have a PDF file and internet explorer working at once...with a wait time of about 30 seconds eve |
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Poke |
Midshires |
Nov 7th, 2007 |
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You know how on Facebook you can poke people and throw sheep at them...you should make it so we can do that here.
Admin edit: Yeah, you rally do want to take that out of your sig. it's going to get the karma campers going really really bad on you.
[i][sm]Edited, Nov 11th 2007 11:36am by Kaolian |
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Doug |
Galkaman |
Nov 11th, 2007 |
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Bought me premium. Yay for Doug! [:thumbsup:]
As such, my first avatar is dedicated to him.
Ok, thread's over. You can all leave now. |
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Awesomer Movie Skype than Anna's |
Mindel |
Nov 16th, 2007 |
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7:30 to 9 PM EST on Sunday. The topic will be "Spiderman 3: great movie, or greatest movie." |
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MLK Day Potluck @ Soracloud's, 1/21/08 |
Mindel |
Jan 15th, 2008 |
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Here's the sign up sheet for the potluck. Reply with the dish you'll be bringing and I'll update the list.
Soracloud & Sorawife: Hoppin' John
Mindel: Fried chicken
Tarubstchef: Watermelon
StubsonAsura: Grape Kool-Aid
Nixnot: Vienetta |
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This is a list. |
The One and Only BrownDuck |
Feb 10th, 2008 |
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The following is a list of people who can suck my di[u][i][/u][/i]ck:
[ul]
[li]Everyone who has read this thread.[/li]
[li]Everyone who is reading this thread.[/li]
[li]Everyone who will read this thread.[/li]
[/ul]
Exlusions from this list are:
[i][sm]Edited, Feb 10th 2008 10:09pm by BrownDu |
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Let's talk about Bijou |
Commander Annabella |
May 2nd, 2008 |
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RULEZ of the OOT:
1. Conform
2. Be mean to Newbs
3. Be mean to outsiders
4. Play by the rules
5. lolcat
6. Be threatened by Brownduck's awesome individualism
7. Rent "Rebel without a Cause" and disagree with the message.
8. Conform.
9. Be mean to Driftwood.
10. Cry at night because your |
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ITT: We write letters to our past selves. |
Guenny |
Jun 17th, 2008 |
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Dear 12 year old Jade,
That 22 year old woman who just came into your life will marry your dad and not go away. She will make your life miserable for many years. The ironic answer to this is drugs: for your and her together. She is a big pothead and won't really like you until you are too, unfort |
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To everyone I offended |
Qaoz |
Sep 26th, 2004 |
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It's come to my attention that I somehow offended several people for no reason here on the Allakhazam boards.
I deeply regret this as it was not my intention. Therefore I apologize for any offensive posting without decent reason.
Seeking answers to your questions can be a tricky affair if you |
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Qaoz = Me? |
Sir FaGDS |
Dec 14th, 2004 |
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As most of you know, since you started it, there's been some rumors on the board saying that I'm in fact Qaoz, or rather, one of his socks.
I had hoped it would go unnoticed, but unfortunately, our connection is too obvious and Kaolian soon discovered the little secret. It wasn't until Nobby conf |
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Mazra I'm calling you out! |
bodhisattva Defender of Justice |
Nov 2nd, 2005 |
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For those of you that are perhaps unaware [link=http://everquest.allakhazam.com/db/poster.html?user=496848]Mazra[/link] (aka Qaoz, Chakaz etc) is a troll/ratebotter/sock that flooded the Asylum with a torrent of uninteresting useless posts and ended up getting smacked down by the administrators of t |
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Ten Things People Probably Don't Know About You |
Aripyanfar |
Mar 2nd, 2007 |
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1. I discovered the library was a really good place to hide from bullies and I've been reading ever since. I tell people to read The Child Garden, by Geoff Ryman, and The Curse Of Chalion, by Lois Mc Master Bujold.
2. I loved Physics and Chem, but couldnt' stand maths. Got a degree in Humaiti |
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Official picture thread? |
Mistress DSD |
Aug 21st, 2007 |
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Yay! I get to post my pictures finally!!!
Everyone at dinner Friday night
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Meiune/ALLANOIS/ALLANOIS002.jpg
DF
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Meiune/ALLANOIS/ALLANOIS008DF.jpg
Smash and Nexa
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Meiune/ALLANOIS/ALL |
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Nightmare |
AshOnMyTomatoes |
Oct 10th, 2007 |
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I had a nightmare last night, the first real nightmare I've had in a long time.
Funny thing was, it really wasn't even that scary. It makes me wonder if something else wasn't going on with my body while I was sleeping...
Here's the setup:
I'm in a mall with 4 stories. I've come to the mal |
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RATE ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
kechup |
Oct 15th, 2007 |
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To apologize for being such a conceited a$$ (albeit an amazingly nice one :D :D :D ) here is my offer to you as suggested in possibly the most thought provoking, moralistic thread of all time, "I will think for myself" (see I am not full of sh*t :) )-
I would like to offer you all my karma in the |
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Hey Trembling! |
Brill |
Nov 18th, 2007 |
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I too am persecuted by the OoT. I know how it feels to be the outcast. We shall band together, you and I, and become that which they do not want us to be. We shall become the OoT. All shall fall and tremble in our wake. The woman shall kneel in supplication before our combined might.
The admins |
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Quest Givers |
Midshires |
Nov 23rd, 2007 |
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On the mini map, quest givers are now indicated by an yellow exclamation mark. What would be cool is if the exclamation mark changed colour depending on the highest quest level that the quest giver had available to the player.
If an NPC had an red quest available then an red exclamation point wou |
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Ahurhurhur. |
remorajunbao |
Feb 17th, 2008 |
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So last night I went out clubbing with a few friends.
At our last stop of the night, we were all dancing etc etc and some bloke with a comically mishapen head (it looked like an egg) took offence to something my friend Thomas did...I'm not sure what but I think he might have told ol' egg head to |
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K, now I'm drunk. |
Barkingturtle |
May 9th, 2008 |
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[quote=Commander Annabella][quote=Barkingturtle][quote=Commander Annabella][quote=Samira][quote=Commander Annabella][quote=Barkingturtle]Jeez Anna, I was only kidding. Way to get all dramatic.[/quote]
lulz, I guess you PWNed me. I still really enjoy vent when you are muted though. I think that's |
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Thank you, Secret Santa! |
Nadenu |
Jul 24th, 2008 |
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I haven't bought any in about 4.5 years, but they were around 8-10 bucks a pack then. |
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3.0.2 Surprises? |
LockeColeMA |
Oct 14th, 2008 |
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Not much of a surprise, but I anticipate a huge amount of lag and at least a dozen realms will need "emergency maintenance." QQing galore will follow.
And some class will cry about a hidden nerf.
And rogues will note Evasion is still broken and mages will note that Blink still messes up.
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