Marvel Heroes Beta Key Giveaway

Be one of the first beta testers for the F2P super hero action MMO.

Finally the world has caught up with what I knew 30 years ago: super heroes are cool.

As part of the super powered cultural renaissance, Gazillion's Marvel Heroes is currently in a small and exclusive beta.

Offering lots of action packed combat as your favorite characters -- seriously, that's Rocket Raccoon below, this pleases me -- Marvel Heroes is looking for those with the right stuff to help get the game ready for launch -- and have a ton of fun along the way.

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To get a chance to fly, jump or telekenetically hover towards the iconic badguys you will encounter, we have a mission for you.

Take a look at the screenshot below and devise a cunning caption to go along with it. Submit your electrifying line in the comments underneath the article and, if it tickles my fancy, you will be receiving one of 10 beta keys.Screenshot

So if you can devise a speech bubble that would make Marvel Comics' resident genius Brian Michael Bendis proud, write it in the comments and take part in the fun.

As a reminder of what to expect from the game, here's the trailer from the recent New York Comic Con:

 

Even if you miss out on our giveaway, you can register to take part in the Marvel Heroes Beta right here.

 

UPDATE: Congratulations to the winners, you have received your instructions and the beta key as a Private Message. Sorry to those who missed out, but sign up on the Marvel Heroes website to get in on future rounds of the Beta.

Scott "Jarimor" Hawkes, Editor in Chief

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Beta keys giveaway
# Nov 05 2012 at 7:53 AM Rating: Decent
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MARVEL HEROES ON HELL'S KITCHEN
ELECTRO:HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is really fun isn't???

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Electro give up,you don't have an chance...

ELECTRO:Oh! I don't let's try in that way...YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS GET OUT OF MY WAY AND I DON'T HURT YOU,not much...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA:Electro as I say,give up,or else...

ELECTRO: I choose or else...

CAPTAIN AMERICA:Or else...Ok,so i will let my 2 friends take you down...

PUNISHER: Ok Cap,we tried on you way,now let's try my way...

DEADPOOL:Oooohhh!!!This can not be better,i fighting side by side of greatest heroes,one is more an anti-hero,anyway,this is a honor...For YOU,for I let you play with the bad guy here!!!

PUNISHER:Less talking,more shooting...

DEADPOOL:Ok,Ok,it's time for a BOSS fighting suckeeeers!!!!

ELECTRO:That is the best you can do???I am a little desapointed with ya...Captain,Punisher,other gun guy...Call Spider,he can help you!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!

DEADPOOL:Wait a second...What do you mean with the other GUN GUY!!?!??You don't know who I am???C'mon bad guy,you really don't know who I am???

ELECTRO:yup...

DADPOOL:OK,now you anger me...BANG BANG BANG and another BANG!!!!I AM DEADPOOL LIGHTING GUY!!!!D-E-A-D-P-O-O-L...!!!!]

ELECTRO:I give up...

CAPTAIN AMERICA: it's who choose or else Electro.

PUNISHER:Humm,that was easy.

DEADPOOL:For me skull guy,another job done,thanks to the Deadpool,and his buddies...
Suck it Wolverine!!!

For Beta key
# Nov 03 2012 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I have no idea weather I may or may not post more then 1 try at writing a speech between the character, but non the less I had 1 more idea so I assume it won't hurt if I write it down.


C. America: Pool ! I can't fend him of much longer...give me a hand !
Deadpool: Which one would you like me to cut of ?
Punisher: Just shut up and help him !
Deadpool: Well someone is in a bad mood...Bang! Bang!
Electro: Do you really think this idiot will make a difference in the outcome?
Deadpool: O how sweet ! We are already starting to insult each other. How about this? Yo Mama's so fat that there is s song written about it called "Born to be wide".
Punisher: If you don't shut up I'll save the last bullet for you !
Deadpool: To bad for you then. Last time I heard there is no friendly fire in the game.

Caption Contest
# Nov 02 2012 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Could we get a list of the winning comments? Some were pretty funny XD
Caption...
# Nov 02 2012 at 7:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Electro: Don't try to charge me, Captain. How about I charge you?

Captain: You've currrently chosen the wrong target, Electro.

Deadpool: Thanks for keeping him busy, Cap! Let's see if you eat metal as well as you charge it, Electro!
Caption
# Nov 02 2012 at 6:22 AM Rating: Decent
DP Yellow Box: Hey look! It's another caption poster!
Deadpool: Another one? I'm getting tired of this. First I take down Elector and then I'm going for your screen!

Punisher: Is he talking to himself again? I don't know if I should shoot him now or after we're done with these incompetents.

Cap: Let's keep everyone alive Castle!

Punisher: Ok, but if he keeps it up, he's the one getting a bullet to his mouth!

Deadpool: *in TF2 Heavy's voice* "I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet!"

Punisher: That does it! *BANG*
Marvel Heroes Closed Beta Contest
# Nov 02 2012 at 1:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Electro : Preaper to die Shield !
Cap : You will never done Electro !! Shield Defense !
Deadpool : im done with this ***** guys ! coming to you Electro !
Electro : Back off Deadpool ! Electric force !!
Deadpool : You miss it !
Punisher : Hey deadpool ! come help me better for you ! cap know how fix it !
Deadppol: look atmy new guns guys !! hehe Bombs aways !!
Cap : Nah !!
Punisher : we will never finish this combat with deadpool !!!

Edited, Nov 2nd 2012 3:37am by skander
Marvel Heroes Closed Beta Contest
# Nov 02 2012 at 1:35 AM Rating: Decent
2 posts
Electro : Preaper to die Shield !
Cap : You will never done Electro !! Shield Defense !
Deadpool : im done with this ***** guys ! coming to you Electro !
Electro : Back off Deadpool ! Electric force !!
Deadpool : You miss it !
Punisher : Hey deadpool ! come help me better for you ! cap know how fix it !
De
ZAM: Marvel Heroes Beta Caption Contest
# Nov 01 2012 at 11:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Electro: Feel my wrath heroes!.....

Captain America:You will never defeat us Electro!

Punisher: Stand It For Justice Electro!

Deadpool: Doing This Is A Big Deal Guys!

Electro(whispering): Its escape time!

Captain America: Come back Here you!

Deadpool: There's No backing down...

Punisher: You're not brave!

Captain America: Let's Continue this soon......
Marvel Heroes Beta Caption Contest
# Nov 01 2012 at 6:15 PM Rating: Decent
ELECTRO (to Captain America): You'll NEVER take me alive you star-spangled freak!!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA (to Electro): Stand down Dillon, the last thing we want to do is hurt you.

DEADPOOL (to Electro): But it IS still on this list light bright so calm the f&^% down!

PUNISHER (to Electro): or we WILL kill you!!!

DEADPOOL: Personally, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
For Beta key.
# Nov 01 2012 at 4:58 PM Rating: Decent
2 posts
C. America: Deadpool ! Would you mind helping me out?
Deadpool: Sorry Cap ! This may sound shocking, but he doesn't seem care to much for my bullet. Get it Cap ? Shocking?
C. America: Would you stop with the jokes?
Deadpool: Why ? Are you going to charge me for it?
C. America: Just focus !
Deadpool: Lets light tings up then!!...Oh my jokes are just electrifying today...
Electro: Why do I always get the ones with the bad jokes?
Deadpool: Oh! Come on buddy, you are ruining all the positive energy with this attitude.

Punisher(whispering): If Electro can't make him shut up I'm going to loose it....
Caption Contest for Beta Key Giveaway!
# Nov 01 2012 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Electro (To Caps): I'll scock you like a eel in the thrill
Captain America (To Electro): Well, come on, is this your better?
Punisher (to Deadpool): Uh, hey babbler, give me a hand please. Prove that you are quite as good as Wolverine
Deadpool (Deadpool): Ok guy, but I'm not "The best at what I do", unless that what I do come along with boobs!!
Caption Contest for Beta Giveaway!
# Nov 01 2012 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Deadpool: Kinda reminds me of the Metallica song " Ride the Lightning"

Cap: Shut up Dead Head and help me take down this guy.

Deadpool: naaa , Your doing fine champ, Just be all that you can be!!!!

Cap: I hate this job sometimes.....

Punisher: Would you two clowns give it a rest already , These two street thugs are laughing so hard I cant get a shot on them!!!
fanny
# Nov 01 2012 at 7:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Electro: and all of you are come ?
Punisher: Yes you will be like a little garish Dog after you заиметься captain America
Captain America: listen not make me an idiot,I'm so only in a suit in the Les ,and you all go to the trouble
Electro:you must be an artist and not compete with me
Punisher: who would have said a hamster in a wheel
Punisher: Yes beat him already,look he already has turned yellow from standby
Electro: Oh-Oh with sausage see who growls like a lioness in March
Captain America: got everything'll nail and go from there to find the criminals
Marvel Heroes
# Nov 01 2012 at 4:44 AM Rating: Decent
1 post
Deadpool : Cap, I've shot him like 100 times!
Captain America: Just... keep... shooting
Deadpool : And they say I'm OP!
Beta key
# Nov 01 2012 at 12:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Sorry for double post
Beta key
# Oct 31 2012 at 11:58 PM Rating: Decent
3 posts
Deadpool: Nobody ever gives me credit im the one who kills everyone!

Captain america: stop distracting me im trying to kill electro here

electro: Im going to kill all you stupid heroes

Captain America: Im not so sure about that!

Deadpool :Hey why is nobody paying any attention to ME!

Punisher: Hey Im the one killing all the goons here so stop arguing and FIGHT!

Edited, Nov 1st 2012 2:05am by Jibrilkhan
Beta key
# Oct 31 2012 at 11:58 PM Rating: Decent
3 posts
Deadpool: Nobody ever gives me credit im the one who kills everyone!

Captain america: stop distracting me im trying to kill electro here

electro: Im going to kill all you stupid heroes

Captain America: Im not so sure about that!

Deadpool :Hey why is nobody paying any attention to ME!

Punisher: Hey Im the one killing all the goons here so stop arguing and FIGHT!



Edited, Nov 1st 2012 2:03am by Jibrilkhan
Avengers Movie
# Oct 31 2012 at 6:19 PM Rating: Decent
1 post
Captain America: YEEAAAAH! See I told you, just like Iron Man did in the Avengers movie!!
Electro: *zapping* YEAH, You're right!
Deadpool: No way! That's from the Avengers movie!!
contest
# Oct 31 2012 at 5:40 PM Rating: Decent
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im raccoon man i will eltrode u do a final blow in my tree house.
MHO Beta Key
# Oct 31 2012 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Electro: C'mon, Cap! Put down the shield and we'll have a REAL fight on our hands!
Cptn. America: Do you really think that you could ever come out on top in a fight against the American spirit?!?!?!?!?
Deadpool: And the 2012 debates kick off, with both candidates spewing forth shockingly original dialogue...
Caps Frustration
# Oct 31 2012 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Cap says- Man, why do I always have to face a nemesis of another hero, I just want to punch Red Skull in the face, and Electro! I just polished the shield. Go pick on Spiderman!
Deadpool says- BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Punisher says- I can't believe this, this punk brought a fist to a Punisher fight!
Their conversation...
# Oct 31 2012 at 1:53 PM Rating: Decent
2 posts
Captain America says - Stop it Electro, You can't borrow my shield...
Electro says - Give it to me or I'll take it...
Deadpool says - C'mon guys were in a video game. Let's shoot the bad guys... And afterwards we can find BOOBIES...
Caption
# Oct 31 2012 at 1:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Deadpool: "Screw the contest, Hawkes! Give me the beta keys and we'll sell em to suckers for a hundred bucks a pop on E-bay! I'll even cut you in for ten percent!....Okay, 60-40. You're breaking mah balls here, Scotty!!"
betakey
# Oct 31 2012 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
1 post
Brain1:So what are we doing here???
Deadpool:Im gona go with trying to kill Electro....right?
Brain2:No u idiots! Beta testing seriously how many times do i have to tell u
Deadpool and Brain1:Oh right
Brain2:Idiots!!!
Cap and Punisher:Deadpool u said something???
Deadpool:Nope
Marvel Heroes Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 11:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Deadpool: Yeeeooowww! America is truly facing an energy crisis! Bang! bang! bang! Get em Cap!






Edited, Oct 31st 2012 2:10pm by L3OMAN
Marvel Heroes Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 11:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Captain America : Frank you take care of those thugs and I'll keep Electro busy. Deadpool yo-- arghhh.
Electro: What's the matter Cap? Don't you just find my power to be shocking!
DeadPool: Don't worry Cap! I'll just throw a grenade and destroy everything. You guys can regenerate, right... Right?
Punisher: You fool, you'll kill us all! Just shut your mouth and keep shooting!
DeadPool: Okay, okay! You guys are no fun... I miss Wolverine...
ELECTRO IS TOAST ;)
# Oct 31 2012 at 10:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Marvel heroes!!!

i'm not very good at english but i do my best XD i'm from the netherlands.....


Electro: Marvel heroes? don't make me laugh HAHAHAH. Smiley: lol

deadpool: Electro, if you don't shut up im gonna make toast of you so please... get out of this game!

Captain America: deadpool come on, your a hero not the badguy, thats not good for the marvel fans..

Punisher: Cap, we don't need your pray just take him down!!

SCARLET WITCH IS THE BEST <3 Smiley: bowdown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GREETINGS LEROY LUCIANA, MAIL: CHESSMON11@HOTMAIL.COM



Edited, Oct 31st 2012 12:55pm by lluciana
Caption
# Oct 31 2012 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Punisher: "Ha, You're going down like Fluttershy in a flying contest! Errr.... I mean..."

Cap: "Uhhh, what?"

Deadpool: "You're a brony? But you hate friendship and happiness and magic! Ha! You're just a big softy!"

Electro: "I knew it...."

Edited, Oct 31st 2012 3:19pm by CoreytheGreat
I can has beta?
# Oct 31 2012 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Cap: Oh no, silly string..... my only weakness......

Deadpool: Don't worry cap! My fart phantom will take care of him!!!



Edited, Oct 31st 2012 12:32pm by crazkanuk
Caption
# Oct 31 2012 at 10:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Punisher (to self): Did I remember to Tivo Big Bang Theory? I think I did. I hope so. Man, I hope so...
Marvel Heroes Caption
# Oct 31 2012 at 9:07 AM Rating: Decent
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Captain America; Come On my 'Electri Man' lets show you some old fashoin justic by Captain America who slept for 70 years

Electro; Old Fashioned Man ill give u elctric shock that u will loose ur senses Haaaahaaahahaa
(Charges his hand and throws electric wave to Captain America )

Deadpool; Looks like the old fashioned is about to get shocked!
(Captain America stares Deadpool)

Deadpool; Did i said something?? Go get him Cap!!!

Captain America; Thank You my friend for raising my confidence (Captain America to Electro)
You are Now going to see the true power of the protector of America , the
Savior of America , the Super Soldier!.Its just you and me Mano A Mano
you are going.....
(Deadpool Interrupts)

Deadpool; Blah Blah Blah Blah now kick his butt capy!!

Punisher; Lets hav a friendly introduction with my gun u brats! it time to get punished for all ur sins!
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# Oct 31 2012 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Thug 1:Guys hold up that's just U.S. Agent.
Electro: Sorry bud, for a second there we thought you were an actual superhero.
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Marvel Heroes Beta
# Oct 31 2012 at 7:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Electro: You are a tough one aren't you Captain...i swear we have to do everything by ourself today...I hope you like the taste of some electicity Captain....TAKE THIS!!
Captain America:Ahh! Need some help here guys! I can't take this for a long time! HELP!
Deadpool: I'm TRYING!! I'm TRYING!! I'm shooting at him!
Punisher: I can't...watch out! *shoots the guy ready to shoot captain america and knocks down the other one fighting with him*
Captain America: I can't take for much longer!! Do something!
Punisher:Wait! *picks the caddy and throws it to Electro*
Captain America:*Throws his electrified shield to Electro*
*They approach Electro,unconscious,on the floor.*
Deadpool:: Is he dead? This guy could be useful you know? I wouldn't have to pay for electicity anymore.
Punisher: I think he's just unconscions...and Deadpool,you're not funny...you only make me want to shoot you.
Captain America: Calm down guys! Let's take Electro to...wait...where is he? He was here...he can't have just gone!
Deadpool: See Punisher? Now that's your fault! You need to calm down!
Punisher: What? Say something more and i'll shoot you in the head!
Captain America: Here we go again...

Edited, Oct 31st 2012 9:47am by Fab1us
Marvel Heroes Beta Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 7:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Deadpool: Ka-ching! One thug down $2000
Punisher: You get paid I do this because they are maggia
Cap: Quit fooling around we need to clean this up!
Electro: singing "Cap the power I am supplying it's electrifying"
Deapool: Ka-ching!!! Electro goes down $500,000 shutting up his annoying singing PRICELESS
Marvel Heroes Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 6:21 AM Rating: Decent
CARTAIN AMERICA : no mater what you hit me with electro , il never get hurt
ELECTRO : then il just have to hurt you friends
DEADPOOL AND PUNISHER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CAPTAIN AMERICA : NOOOOOOO ,
suddenly a lightning stike stikes out of the air
CAPTAIN AMERICA : LOOK , its HULK AND THOR
HULK : HULK SMASH
THOR : take this Electro
Electro noooo this cant be happening .
PUNISHER DEADPOOL AND CAPTAIN AMERICA : THANKS GUYS YOU REALLY SAVED ARE LIVES
THOR :your welcom... ( GETS PUNCHED BUY HULK)
HULK: ROARS - YOUR WELCCOME
Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 5:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Electro: Shockettes, keep those two busy while I take out little boy blue!
Marvel Heroes Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 4:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Cap: what's going on he has more power than normal
Deadpool: it doesnt matter just hit him Bang Bang Bang
punisher: ill take these little thugs.
Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 3:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Cap: "Seriously, how is Spider-Man able to solo this guy over and over?"
Wait a sec, that's Wovlerine! Oh wait no it isn't...
# Oct 31 2012 at 2:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Deadpool: "Don't do that Cap, in that dazzling light, everyone looks like they're wearing white sleevless shirts! (shudders) Reminds me of a guy who used to do that with a dog tag...
Cap America: "So you're saying I should let him kill me because of your timid hallucinations? What a man are you?"
Deadpool: "AARGH! Hugh Jackman! (pees himself)"
Punisher: "Eh?"
Deadpool: "Dude you gave me a heart attack!"
Cap America: "Well thanks for shooing Electro away... he heard the name and vanished."
Marvel Heroes Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 1:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Electro: Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side. Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!

Deadpool (to camera): As of today, we can say things like that! Thanks, Mickey!!!
Marvel Heroes Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 31 2012 at 12:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Punisher (to thug): you are a criminal and the only good criminal is a...

Captain America HEELLLPP MEEE! I"M IN SHOOCCK!!!
Deadpool: Hey only I talk in those
Punisher: Stop talking crap! and save him already... or do you want to have a murderers just dessert
\Deadpool: ohh you mean I get to eat one of those ice creams with sparklely things on them I love those things
Punisher: enough talk (fires gun)
Deadpool: (Dodges) oh yeah well I guess you've never seen my hyper combo.., (Thinking) lets see what can I grab comments nah too lengthy zam logo What am I a game nerd oh wait I am in a game aha here we are (grabs rocket raccoon's blaster from image still above him
Punisher: look what you did you idiot you let cap die while I was busy fighting thugs and Electro got away
Deadpool Fiddling with blaster how do you work this think oh lets see what this button does (presses button)
Blaster voice: self destruct on
Deadpool: Aw Crap

KA-BOOM
What's a Cap to do?
# Oct 30 2012 at 11:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Cap: Deadpool! Attack!

Deadpool: Ooooo! Sparkly..... <blank stare>

Cap: Uhh... Castle? I could use...

Punisher: Stuff it, soldier-boy. I'm busy.

Cap: ... figures.
I win plain and simple
# Oct 30 2012 at 11:48 PM Rating: Decent
Punisher: Oh my freaking goodness its pikachu! pikachu is real! um cap am i going to have to cap pikachu???

DeadPool: You lunatic!! Captain America we switched bodies while trying to stop a Doctor strange from another universe, from destroyed this universe... three days ago... three freaking days ago!!!

Punisher (well deadpool in punishers body) I don't have a pokeball do you think a grenade will work??
Just joking i know the only way to catch pokemon is with the power of imagination!!! So I am going to imagine pikachu in his pokeball! Oh wait i don't have an imagination were doomed. Oh wait now that means i will never be a pokemon master!!! No!!!!! Pikachu!!!!

Captain America: You have survived this for three days!!! After only three seconds of this crap, I am slowly losing the will to hold up this shield.

Electro: I know.... but I have got to admit that pokemon master junk almost made me pee my pants. However if you do lose the will to hold up that shield of yours, and I am wishing on your pleather stars and stripes that you do; I wonder what will be funnier the sound of you exploding, or that freaks reaction after you do!
Funny caption.
# Oct 30 2012 at 11:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Captain America: Ok, Wade. I've got his attention. Let's take him down.

Deadpool (Thinking to himself): Lets see, why am I here? Tacos? Maybe I'm here to get tacos for me, Cap and Punisher. Or maybe I'm here to ask Electro if he can help me with a wiring problem in my secret HQ. Nah, that couldn't be it, 'cause if I showed him my secret HQ it wouldn't be much of a secret HQ, it would be a not-so-secret HQ. Heck, I don't even know where my secret HQ is. Note to self; beat self up for location of secret HQ. And don't forget the tacos.
Marvel is awesome
# Oct 30 2012 at 11:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Deadpool: *shooting at electro* don't you bad guys ever die? I mean 'cause you have a really ugly face and a bad dreasing style.
electro: Nop, we just keep coming, with cool costumes.
C.A: yeah and we use you like punching bags.
D.P: hurray¡¡¡punching bags¡*shoots again**ends shooting* TADAAAAAAAAAAAAA¡ i think we should be a figthing crime group and call ourselves Deadpool and his lackeys, Don't you tink sunshine?<*looking at C.A*
Marvel Heroes Beta Key Giveaway
# Oct 30 2012 at 11:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Deadpool: Ummm I've shot Electro like 5 times and he's still alive?!

Captain America: So?! Keep Shooting!!!!!

Deadpool: Oh right....we're still in Beta *wink*... bang bang bang bang bang !!!

Caption
# Oct 30 2012 at 11:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Electro: "Looks like you're going to come to a SHOCKING conclusion!"
C.A.: "Really? Ohm just getting started sparky!"
Deadpool: "Am I the only one finding these puns a bit cliche`?"
Marvel Heroes Beta key Giveaway
# Oct 30 2012 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Deadpool: KILL THIS KID! KILL THAT KID! BANG BANG! POW!
Captain America: FRANK! YOU MURDEROUS PIECE OF TRASH...
Punisher: THEY WERE BAD GUYS, CAP. THIEVES AND KILLERS...
Electro: TELL ME WHERE DAISY IS, CAAP. I KNOW YOU HAVE CONNECTIONS!

Edited, Oct 31st 2012 12:58am by hokutonoleo
Marvel Heroes Closed Beta Contest
# Oct 30 2012 at 10:38 PM Rating: Decent
5 posts
Deadpool: Hey Electro, did you know that when you use your powers, your model looks like you're dancing to Gangnam Style?

Electro: ... My what?

Deadpool: OPPA ELECTRO STYLE!!!
Commentary
# Oct 30 2012 at 10:33 PM Rating: Decent
1 post
DEADPOOL: What three letters describe cap's current condition?

DEADPOOL:KFC!!!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Just shoot him!

DEADPOOL:bang bang BANG! hahahaha

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