| Forum Posting |
WHY THIS HAPPEN !!?!? |
wopple |
Dec 30th, 2006 |
Negative |
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today i walk in tringi cnayon and i want kill cameles for mad gill and i see a camle EATING ANOTHER ONE!!?!??!
why am monster eat one other monster ??!?!?! i am 9 level ^_^ so i go help the good camel to win and i cannot why also when i want make gill this cannot be done ???!?!?! |
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Sheer brilliance. or LMAO. |
sonicmonkeys |
Jan 9th, 2007 |
Excellent |
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Oh God, I haven't laughed so hard for some time. This is the most amazing parody of a horrible anime series that I have ever experienced. Each episode gets better and better, and the author makes a new one every week (or says he does.) Having only seen two episodes of the actual show several years a |
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THERE IS NO FIFTH INPUT |
Grandfather Barkingturtle |
Dec 3rd, 2007 |
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Yeah, there’s not even a fourth input. I don’t count armpits or knees because they’re really just more of a crease than an input. Also, only natural orifices count; you can't dig a hole with a spoon in someone's stomach or between their shoulder blades and stick your di[sm]C[/sm]k in it and ex |
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The Adventures of Tonka |
TonkaTaru |
Mar 10th, 2006 |
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[url=http://static.flickr.com/41/110508490_3378dbfe0a_o.jpg]Comic #1[/url]
[url=http://static.flickr.com/49/110508491_b98d6e7f80_o.jpg]Comic #2[/url]
[url=http://static.flickr.com/35/110508492_708b6fd3c7_o.jpg]Comic #3[/url]
[url=http://static.flickr.com/40/110508493_0f7f68c9f5_o.jpg]Comic |
| Forum Posting |
Okay, Honest Help plz. |
Allakhazam Defender of Justice |
Aug 29th, 2006 |
Excellent |
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Time to put on my other hat.
I am asking the programmers to gather together the information from the poster making threats. I will be issuing a subpoena to AOL to get your name and address and then I will be taking this matter to the FBI. Threatening bodily injury to another person over interst |
| Forum Posting |
My opinons. Agree with them or not. Up to you. |
Clefairy |
Sep 11th, 2006 |
Default |
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Hello. I came to FFXI on the Garuda Server as a whm 8 months ago, and I have been online regularly. However, I was still new to the Allakazam as is it's my first time posting on an internrt forum. To be honest, I went on a rant about the abuse I recieved at the hands of what many people call "elitis |
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION! |
Hellboy the Hand |
Dec 18th, 2006 |
Decent |
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_.--'_____ | \ _____ /
_j /,---.\ | =o | /,---.\ |_
[__]==// .-. \\==`===========/==// .-. \ |
| Forum Posting |
New posting from: |
Rimesume the Vile |
Jul 4th, 2007 |
Default |
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and it's full of win. |
| Forum Posting |
RAWR i'ms the bunneh |
Mistress Cami |
Jul 26th, 2007 |
Good |
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w/the wines its thw win. yes yes it is |
| Forum Posting |
Remember |
Uglysasquatch, Pie Eating Champion |
Oct 2nd, 2007 |
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[link=http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=28;mid=11877894011105464]This[/link] thread?
Out of no where, I get these 4 PM's today.
[quote]From: Maaia [ Add to Address Book | Add to Ignore List | Report This PM as Spam/Abuse ]
To: Uglysasquatch
Sent: Oct 01, 2007 @ 9:47 PM AST
Read: O |
| Forum Posting |
My Casino |
onisacMan |
Mar 2nd, 2008 |
Sub-Default |
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Well first off my name is Ioane in game and in rl. I run a 100% non scam non rmt or Gs casino. I know alot of people have problems with me running the casino but my question is why dont you like my casino? I dont scam like the other casinos in the past im 100% legit.
So why do some of you dislike |
| Forum Posting |
Hey OOT |
Duchess Guenny |
Sep 18th, 2008 |
Excellent |
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[img=66346]
That is all. |
| Forum Posting |
This absolutely needs to be said. |
Mindel |
May 4th, 2009 |
Decent |
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I'm posting this because you, Kaolian, seem to believe that conversations and discussions must stop and start at your command.
[quote]I figure we'll give it a week or so and see if that does the trick. And if it doesn't, that's ok too. I'm just really tired of dealing with it.[/quote]You know wha |
| Forum Posting |
Farming Money |
The Glorious ArexLovesPie |
May 31st, 2009 |
Excellent |
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You want gold?
Farm saronite ore in Icecrown and Basin. Just keep going between the two zones until you farm around 500 ore.
Prospect all the ore.
Auction all the blue gems.
Take all the green gems along with the multitudes of Eternal Earth you got and make the WotLK entry level JC ring |
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I sell gils |
formerpresident |
Nov 17th, 2004 |
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Why some many bitch mad with gils sell? All nice things I get from gils sell. Many nice things I get. Most peeps on pandy is cool but some are bitch type but its good to be of bitch.
Many peeps mad to be sell gils. I think many peeps be more mad about boat. Does everyone know about this? 1 ti |
| Forum Posting |
How to speak n00b - a guide |
Taodyn |
Mar 17th, 2005 |
Excellent |
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Hello, fellow adventurers. During your many travels through our beautiful land of Vana'diel, you may come across a very special and unique creature: the n00b.
The n00b is a remarkable creature as it disguises itself as a regular citizen of Vana'diel. This is the n00b's primary form of attack as i |
| Forum Posting |
inTYoDa <----- |
intyoda |
Jul 6th, 2005 |
Negative |
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hey you all.. i like how u put me on the blacklist i think. wrote it 2 warn people about me. i just was reading some of it and i like it keep up the good work. i like the one kid that said " yea look out 4 intyoda i was just in a party and he keep running me over with yellow bird! LoL how old |
| Forum Posting |
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About FFXI v2.0 |
Icinoki |
Aug 28th, 2005 |
Excellent |
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The following sites have been tremendously helpful to me during my time in FFXI and I will undoubtedly be going back to them time and again for refreshers or to relearn what I may have forgotten. I hope you can find at least some of them useful in your own quest for knowledge of how to be a better |
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As Vana'diel Turns- LMAO funny Vid! |
vaudian |
Sep 27th, 2005 |
Excellent |
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Was lost but now is found, thanks to thevaultdweller^^
http://www.devfreak.com/flash/ffxiep1
http://www.devfreak.com/flash/ffxiep2
http://www.devfreak.com/flash/ffxiep3
kinda long dl times but worth it |
| Forum Posting |
HELP!!!!! |
Dubont |
Apr 17th, 2006 |
Negative |
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i hav asked and asked but does any1 hav any cheats for this game that they will not charge me 4 |
| Forum Posting |
Purplenv's "When do I craft to MAX Skill ups.. The Answ |
Pitlourde |
May 4th, 2006 |
Decent |
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I'm reposting the original text from Purplenv's [url=http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=24;mid=1099500603923343276;num=193;page=1]original thread[/url] which I copied 9/2/05 for the benefit of future crafters who don't really care about all the politics.
[quote=Purplenv]When do I craft t |
| Forum Posting |
Things you shouldnt name your mules |
kancerr |
May 9th, 2006 |
Excellent |
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After a long run my mule finally got a rename card >.>
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Kancer/Iam060509172831a.jpg |
| Forum Posting |
Funny Noob Sayings. ^_^ |
necrofear |
May 19th, 2006 |
Decent |
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I remember when I first started this game as a Taru BLM, i was in Windy talking to NPCs saying "Hey can you fight some really strong monsters so I level fast?"
Guy:It doesnt work like that
Me:Oh?
Guy:If there is more then a four level gap then you wont get exp
Me:I cant see what level |
| Forum Posting |
Ok, what exactly does "Kite" mean? |
DarkEnergy |
May 19th, 2006 |
Decent |
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I hear about people using some sort of stratigy about kiting monsters? I am not exactly sure I understand it or what it is.
It involves running from the monster and resting or something?
Someone who could explain this to me would be greatly appreciated. Thanks. |
| FFXI Job |
RDM's Guide to Extended Macros |
KCMichaelM |
Jun 28th, 2006 |
Good |
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I decided to write up this guide after having a [i]bunch[/i] of people ask me how to use the "extended" macros via PM's. These are the macros you can use that are well in excess of the 6 lines allowed in the standard game.
First couple items of business to clear up. Yes you have to be on the PC v |
| Forum Posting |
FFXI Windower Macro's >.> |
Vauce |
Jun 28th, 2006 |
Good |
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Since no one has really posted anything useful, i'll help you out.
What you want to do is make a text file in the scripts folder of windower. Name it whatever you want, I use charm.txt. Next, start adding all the commands you want. You can use as many lines as you want, but make sure that anyt |
| Forum Posting |
What if HNM's and God's had a LS??? |
InuyashaaSama |
Jul 25th, 2006 |
Good |
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Hilarious post, hopefully it's not show up on Alla before. If so too bad cuz it's funny and deserves another look ^^
Mother Globe> aggro
Zipacna> Again? man I just had to HP cuz of these noobs
Mother Globe> yeah, killed them, they weren't doin much damage.
Zipacna> nice
Mother Glob |
| FFXI Job |
Is 20 dmg for the hit like 30 dmg if a RNG shoots? |
Armant |
Jul 31st, 2006 |
Excellent |
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No DRG for party, camp spot site with 30 dmg, but is it for 20 like 30 dmg when you no hit be it for dd, for 30 dmg instead? or half is 10 for 20 dmg?
[i][sm]Edited, Apr 18th 2009 10:33pm by Vlorsutes[/sm][/i] |
| Forum Posting |
Official Allakhazam IRC Chat Channel Use instructions |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Dec 9th, 2006 |
Excellent |
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This guide shows step by step instructions for how to use the Allakhazam IRC network with Cerulian Studio’s [b]Trillian 3 basic[/b], a free IRC chat client program.
You can aquire the latest version of trillian basic here:
http://www.download.com/3001-2150_4-10367846.html?idl=n
Once you d |
| Forum Posting |
marality |
wopple |
Jan 30th, 2007 |
Negative |
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from my beggining of life i have had sense of morale. i did not steel from old laydees, or bus driver, i knew this wrong
the land of final fantasy has proposed new frontiers for my morality some situation i not know how to reply. today i wish to share my morale experience with you all.
i was p |
| Forum Posting |
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR |
>:3 |
Apr 1st, 2007 |
Excellent |
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[lg]RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/lg] |
| Forum Posting |
Storm sewer main explodes. |
Magnavoxroan |
Apr 17th, 2007 |
Good |
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[link=http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/19067]Watch it to the very end.[/link] Watch for the person who walks up to the car. |
| Forum Posting |
Work and 97 degree heat |
Azurea |
Jun 8th, 2007 |
Sub-Default |
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Whatever.
FUck you pieces of shit. Please, by all means, strip me of Scholar. Please, by all means, ban me. Obviously I'm not "one of you" even though I've been here and posting for awhile now. Obviously it doesn't matter. So please, by all means, shut the fuck up and do something about it. |
| Forum Posting |
Magi |
Doug da Basher |
Jun 14th, 2007 |
Excellent |
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This is a little wakeup call to a certain "Cyber Lover." I'm not going to name names but there are things that need to be brought into the light. I gave you the benefit of the doubt. You said I was your bro and I let some drama slide late last year as a messed up love triangle. The way you use and a |
| Forum Posting |
You Are Not Nice People |
Grandfather Barkingturtle |
Jun 23rd, 2007 |
Decent |
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By means of your venomous text and unforgiving karma practices look at what you've made this poor poster [link=http://allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=28;mid=1182645914282814124;num=6;page=1]resort to.[/link]
I think you should all apologize. And mean it.
[i][sm]Edited, Jun 24th 2007 8:18am by I |
| Forum Posting |
Windows Users... |
Wint |
Jul 18th, 2007 |
Excellent |
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Do you absolutely have to have your task bar items in the same order each day while at work? Do you hate it when things aren't in the "proper" order? If so, try [link=http://www.freewebs.com/nerdcave/taskbarshuffle.htm]Taskbar Shuffle 2.2[/link]. You can get it in either a stand alone executable |
| Forum Posting |
Dead OOT is dead |
Grandfather Barkingturtle |
Oct 9th, 2007 |
Excellent |
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Is this what it's like when after the torturous and utterly futile journey one at last stumbles upon their soul-mate? Is this the poets' muse? Does this warmth in my lungs indicate what I hope it does? Can she be real, or am I destined to wake up drenched in longing sweat and clutching at the slippe |
| Forum Posting |
So angry |
Princess Usagichan |
Nov 1st, 2007 |
Excellent |
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I wasn't going to say anything.
But the more I think about it, the more it just crawls all over me.
I get out of school last night, and turn my cell phone on (I keep it off during class) and I have a voice mail.
It's my mom. She's is flipping out because "some cop" called and said I was a suspect |
| Forum Posting |
OMG LOL WTF? |
Prom Queen NixNot |
Dec 12th, 2007 |
Sub-Default |
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Did you hear about it yet?
[link=http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1256278120071212?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews]LAWLZ.[/link]
Thread is now about Target, and what things I need to buy when I'm there, and what to have for dinner while I' |
| Forum Posting |
In this thread: RJ and Mindel fanfiction |
Commander Annabella |
May 13th, 2008 |
Excellent |
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I'm tired. I want RJ and Mindel to be written into a story. Hopefully involving guns and dragons and cows and stuff. Gin, maybe. It'll be hot and RJ will be violated. |
| Forum Posting |
new guild who wanna group and make my guild |
Usagi |
Jul 14th, 2008 |
Decent |
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[quote=comporty]IM 9 DONT SAY THAT [/quote][:lol:] AN NEW MEME IS BORNE |
| Forum Posting |
I love Charles Manson |
LobsterJohnson the Braindead |
Aug 17th, 2008 |
Excellent |
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[link=http://www.videosift.com/video/He-May-Have-Been-Evil-But-He-Was-An-Excellenct-Scat-Singer]I say let him go, he learned his lesson.[/link] |
| Forum Posting |
BarkingTurtle is my boyfriend |
Duchess Guenny |
Aug 20th, 2008 |
Decent |
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Pretty much. |
| Forum Posting |
How To: Set Gmail as your default email client using Firefox |
SWM |
Sep 22nd, 2008 |
Excellent |
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Something that annoys me greatly is that whenever I click a mailto link it will open up a new blank email in outlook express. I use gmail and my outlook express is configured to nothing at all so opening up a new blank Outlook email for me with the attributes such as 'To:' and 'Subject' already fill |
| Forum Posting |
Biden says it's certain |
AshOnMyTomatoes |
Oct 22nd, 2008 |
Good |
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[quote=knoxsouthy]we're going to be attacked if obama is elected.[/quote]A: you posted this already. B: brush up on your reading skills, halfwit. |
| Forum Posting |
The things I do to entertain myself. |
Queen NixNot |
Dec 13th, 2008 |
Excellent |
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Another slow night, shift is nearly over though, thankfully.
I've spent the last hour or so using google images to find pictures of zombies crowding at a window. I've been resizing these to near lifesize and I'm on the tail end of the oversized prints. I have to go drop a CD and some cash into |
| Forum Posting |
Enlighten me please - Asylum and OOT |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Jan 9th, 2009 |
Excellent |
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The instance that precipitated the decline was the buyout. Prior to that, we were reaching server capacity, and struggling a little, but upgrades were happening, and the community at large was supportive of us. We could do no wrong, and the site was one of the last percieved bastions against RMT out |
| Forum Posting |
How to make money with inscription |
Truewarlockareundead |
Mar 1st, 2009 |
Excellent |
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Having Money Problems?
I was too until I discovered inscriptioning with patch 2.4 Echoes of Doom. Inscriptioning is really easy to get up if you farm all the herbs yourself. It'll take a few hours to lvl from 1-450 but it'll all be worth it. I make an average of 500 gold per |
| Forum Posting |
This is actually pretty cool. |
Dread Lörd Kaolian |
Mar 8th, 2009 |
Excellent |
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Sure, i'm easily amused, but even so this is pretty interesting.
You will need a webcam for this to work.
http://ge.ecomagination.com/smartgrid/#/augmented_reality
So you go there, print out the little doodad, then hold it up to your webcam.
Theres a video of what is supposed to happen |
| Forum Posting |
And I get gear how? |
jaysgsl |
Jun 25th, 2009 |
Excellent |
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Those colorful circles on your gear are gem slots. Go to the Auction house and buy some orange Strength / Hit gems. Trade out your tanking belt and pants for something DPS oriented.
Fix your spec. Frost sucks. (that's raw opinion with absolutely zero facts to back it).
Get some enchants on your |
