You know, since efren posts on these forums, you'd think he would know better than to try and talk garbage to me. It's fresh in the mind, and I figure, why not post while I have dinner. I'm sure it'll get some laughs.
First off, this is in somewhat direct opposition to my last BCNM-related post. Before it was some dumbass trying to talk big because he wasted millions on Sniper+1's and had a Noct +1 set. This may seem like I'm taking up a similar "snobbish" gear position, but there are bare minimums to be met for a standard. No rings and Iron arrows doesn't fit the bill, especially given the situation.
So that's how it started. A failed run, a successful run, a failed run. Efren and myself were the rangers. I was decked out in Noct hands and body, Bastokan legs and feet, and empress hairpin. I had scorpion arrows for Franz, and Horn arrows for the Flesh Eaters. Marksman and whatever level 35 +1 ring there is for Ranged Accuracy.
Now, efren had no rings, bad arrows, a bare minimum for armor and, if I recall, a level 30 bow. Whatever, as long as he does whatever he has to right. Right? No...
Last run, he starts by, of coure, attacking the wrong worm. Now, this isn't just one attack; he keeps doing it for a while. The worm doesn't sleep, and spams Stonega periodically. Now, keep in mind, efren is waking this worm up. It'll be significant later, when he blames the BLMs for not sleeping it.
The Samurai and I get pulled in, and get moving fast enough to not be next to Franz when we're bound. Efren is a different story. He gets pulled in, and just stands there like a dunce while Bind goes off. WHM erases, and he runs out. I think at this time most people would recast Utsusemi; ohh no. Not efren. He maybe cast it all of twice the whole time; how to I know? He has an annoying macro attached to it. Like, "Shadows gooooo". Seriously.
Efren gets pulled in, WHM doesn't have the MP to erase him again. He starts to, of all things, melee a worm. BLM casts sleepga, but for some reason, a worm doesn't sleep. Like some idiot is attacking it, or something. Worm kills him.
He blames it on the Black Mages, who are almost all out of MP at this point, for not sleeping the worm. He doesn't get that sleep doesn't stack, and his mistargeting doesn't help anyone.
Franz is still at about 80% by now. The samurai and I dig into him, and we actually make headway, minus a ranger. We push him down to less than 20%. Meanwhile, efren is blabbering on about how it's not his fault he died.
Meanwhile the samurai and I keep escaping the worms when we're pulled in. Eventually, a BLM gets pulled in; worms hit her hard, Stonega II wipes her out. Franz is at about 5% now. WHM is out of MP, BLM is out of MP. A pair of Stonega II's take me and the WHM down; BLM escapes back through the circle, and SAM dies.
We get dumped outside. Efren is talking about how the BLMs were at fault, how everyone else was at fault that he died. Remember that point, how he blamed others for his death; it'll be ironic soon.
I point out that Franz would have gone down if he hadn't been so lazy and cheap. I was sick of him passing blame, and I gave him a little hint that he wasn't doing his job. He didn't use Utsusemi, he didn't use decent gear, he ignored SCs, and he didn't even do things right.
He laughs and says "lol sc? This isn't an exp party!". He continues on about how he was probably outdamaging me, since he was a 67 ranger.
Now, I'll skip the long period where I try to explain how him being a 67 rng, or having an e-bow, doesn't mean any amount of sh[/i]it in a 40 cap. I mean, it's a very easy concept, but he sticks by his logic that despite his terrible performance, he was better than me.
I'll just go on to where he says that "he wins". Wins what? Why, apparently he's declaring himself victor of the argument. On what grounds does he prove this? Why, he says he did more damage than me.
Yes, same level, same race, same job. But he had much worse gear in every way, and he said "lolz I outdamaged u!". Now, I keep my damage in log when I'm doing BCNM. But his damage was long, long out of it; all the AoE, all the sleepgas, and how long he was dead, none of it was left. But he claimed he still had it in his (despite saying it was too bad he didn't, before). Yes, he [i]suddenly saw that he was outdamaging me! He didn't show any numbers, though.
So I asked for them; the exact numbers. He gave not a one, and said since I didn't give him any, I lost. Lost...? That was confusing. He boasted about his "victory" for a bit, which was funny, while I pointed out, why compare?
After all, the numbers were long lost. He was dead far too long to look at his, and I'd been in Jueno since. My log was flooded with tells and shouts. I noted that if I gave him a number, he'd just lie and make up something higher. He simply replied with "nuh uh I win!".
At this point, you almost feel bad for how stupid he is.
I say that he was dead way too long to see his numbers, so he was obviously bullshi[i][/i]tting. And suddenly he comes up with..."Whoever dies first is the most honourable". What? (this is where you refer to how he was complaining about how he died, and laugh).
Now, he related this illusionary "honor" to his ability, which was obviously higher than mine. Obviously. I mean, he's so much better than me, the worms kicks his ass first. Right? It's not that he never used Utsusemi, or was slow to react after being pulled in. No no. He was too full of honor to live.
I tried to point out the flaw in "dying first = skill" equation, but he actually "gave himself a point". Apparently he was scoring us on a "most retarded idea ever" basis.
At this point, he's tried to insult me on several fronts: "I bet ur fat" "u have no friends" "u need ur friends to argue for u!" (yes, one right after the other) "i bet u get beat up in school" "lolz how old are u?" "u have no vocablary" (yes, spelled wrong)
Of which he obviously assumed I was a 12 year old fat kid with no friends who couldn't fight, or something. Based on, of course, nothing but what he said. Hell, I'm suprised he got my gender right.
I hear him spout "how he's winning lolz!", and I get tired of it. I point out why he died, I point out why we failed, I point out how his 67 gear had no bearing on his stupidity in 40 cap, I point out how he's not able to claim he outdamaged me with inferior gear, how he had said we needed to hurry, but he didn't need to deal damage fast. I point out all these obvious failings in what he's said.
Now, before I follow with his exact, word-for-word reply, I'd just like to summarize in saying that, basically, it was up there in terms of very stupid displays of trying to save face. He continued to say how much smarter he was (mispelling much in those very sentences) and letting a lot go right over his head. It was a basic case of "too stupid to know he's stupid". Had he any wits about him he would have seen the stupidity coming out of him and just strangled himself with his mouse. However, those expectations were far too high for him to meet.
And now, I'll conclude with this. It's not really here to blist him, he's too funny to miss out on. Though it is mostly for amusement, it doesn't warrant a new thread. He really doesn't deserve it. So here it is, his grand and mighty reply, to all said and replied against him, the obvious retorts to his blatent failings in logic and ability.
"at least im not fat"