when i first came across this thread, i was merely going to use it as a post count booster with some off the cuff inane psycho babble that i usually throw out there whenever i feel like having more numbers under my name. but something about this post threw me for a whirl.
while normally thread like this are just asking to be flamed for flame's sake, it takes a keen eye to the diabolical work that truly is going on under the surface.
enpitsu comes off as a seemingly lonely adventurer that this world seems to be full of these days. but in his quest for love, there seems to be a quest for pain built in for the women he wishes to woo.
FIRSTLY. take a look at example A.
i'm an adventurer from windhurt, with a beautiful mog house. i have a noble's bed, which is very sturdy and big enough for two people :D
at first, you would think that maybe it's just a cute little mistype. but as you will notice in the bold text, the word HURT happens to be smacked into that word incorrectly. this was my first indicator that something was amiss in this tragic tale of finding true love... and to do unspeakable horrors to those enpitsu ensares in his evil clutches.
in fact, the whole plan is so cleverly hiding in plain sight. just look right here ladies and gentlemen.
i would love to take you on the beach in valkurm dunes and stare at the hot glaring sun.
AHA! caught red handed! We all remember the old valkurm dunes as a death trap for all unprepared adventurers struggling to get someplace else in the world. this was a proving ground where many where crushed beneath the wheels. What's being proposed here? By staring at this "hot glaring sun" he intends to blind his quarry and leave them to wander in said blindness into the grasp of every fiendish denizen out there in the sands!
what kind of horrible person would do such unspeakable acts under the guise of love?! you sir, are the worst kind of internet predator known to man! even more so than those clips of predator 2 on youtube! may you hang for the schemes you wish to hatch, and may no repose be given to your tortured soul.