ladies...Follow

will you marry me?

i'm an adventurer from windhurt, with a beautiful mog house. i have a noble's bed, which is very sturdy and big enough for two people :D

i am looking for a loving and caring wife that will have yellow curry ready when i get home. of course you are also free to adventure yourself not saying you have to be a house wife, and don't worry, i will bring home the bacon.

if you don't fancy windhurt i can move to another country just for you! i would love to take you on the beach in valkurm dunes and stare at the hot glaring sun. i also have love chocolate ready just for you.

p.s i'm male hume, you'll never see me in a subligar!

We all know that you want your giant sheep meat to be roasted.

Can a brotha get some love? lolamirite?

I hope this is a joke, otherwise.

This is just sad. ._.

wow arte, your so mean >.<

you didnt even give me a chance...

i'm so hurt by this... i think i will go kill bunnies now.

Oh I'm sorry T.T

Here I'll give you a chance ^.^ Why don't you ask again, and this time I'll pretend to be interested before telling you that I'm taken <3




Edit: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE JOKING ABOUT THE POOR MAN'S LACK OF LOVE OKAY?!






lol

Edited, Nov 22nd 2007 2:20am by Artemismu

INternet?

i dont get it...

so its ok to use eharmoney and myspace to meet ladies, but not ffxi?

when i first came across this thread, i was merely going to use it as a post count booster with some off the cuff inane psycho babble that i usually throw out there whenever i feel like having more numbers under my name. but something about this post threw me for a whirl.


while normally thread like this are just asking to be flamed for flame's sake, it takes a keen eye to the diabolical work that truly is going on under the surface.

enpitsu comes off as a seemingly lonely adventurer that this world seems to be full of these days. but in his quest for love, there seems to be a quest for pain built in for the women he wishes to woo.

FIRSTLY. take a look at example A.


at first, you would think that maybe it's just a cute little mistype. but as you will notice in the bold text, the word HURT happens to be smacked into that word incorrectly. this was my first indicator that something was amiss in this tragic tale of finding true love... and to do unspeakable horrors to those enpitsu ensares in his evil clutches.

in fact, the whole plan is so cleverly hiding in plain sight. just look right here ladies and gentlemen.



AHA! caught red handed! We all remember the old valkurm dunes as a death trap for all unprepared adventurers struggling to get someplace else in the world. this was a proving ground where many where crushed beneath the wheels. What's being proposed here? By staring at this "hot glaring sun" he intends to blind his quarry and leave them to wander in said blindness into the grasp of every fiendish denizen out there in the sands!

what kind of horrible person would do such unspeakable acts under the guise of love?! you sir, are the worst kind of internet predator known to man! even more so than those clips of predator 2 on youtube! may you hang for the schemes you wish to hatch, and may no repose be given to your tortured soul.

Lish... Lish... Just... no...

This amused me.

I lol'd. But not for the reason you're thinking.

Just because.

nagah will you marry me? i love mithra :)

I was in training but got sent to Denver on another medical. I'm hoping to be taking a few months off on full restriction. That way I can go back home and train.

While still getting a pay check...

Then you better play safe, and leave them active. :p

Edited, Nov 25th 2007 12:07am by Vambran

that, and the fact that...well...she's not really a mithra. she's a girl sitting at a computer.

Wait...what? But Mithra really do exist. Right?

Hmmm... yeah, what a conundrum.

Guess I'll hang on to them for now >.>

/flabbergasted

Yeah, I'm not even sure it was even a cock joke, but it was Strai, so somehow it probably was. Suffice it to say, Nagah's married in all incarnations thereof.

noooo dont quit! stick around and be my wife -.-

i'm just trying to meet girls...

i like the internetz

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention um, no.