A little something for the church goers among us. (To get them to go away.)
Priest - Stephen Lynch.
Deep in prayer my cross to wear
I kneel upon the floor
Temptations of a catholic priest aren't easy to ignore
But i can not control myself
He rips my soul apart
For one small sheep among my flock has
Stolen the shepherd's heart
Altar boy, Altar boy
Confess your sins to me
You will find the grace of god
Inside my rectory
Sunday mass or bible class
I catch him in my view
I close my eyes but there he lies
Spread eagle on the pew
And when i see him in that frock
My concience goes araye
I'll give him some communion wine thats
Ppiked with spanish fly
Altar boy, Altar boy
Is it gonna be heaven or hell
You can play my organ all night long
If you promise never to tell
our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
i could dress him up like the pope and then i'd...
oh dear god, the shame no no no
lead us not into temptation
Deliver us from sin
We could pretend that he was jesus christ
And I was mary magdalene
Altar boy, Altar boy
Confess your sins to me
You will find the grace of god
Inside my rectory
Edit: Here's another one, JUST for BBS!
Here we are, dear old friend
You and I, drunk again
Laughs have been had
And tears have been shed
Maybe the whisky's gone to my head
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants
It's not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean cause
If I were gay, I would give you my soul
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole... being
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my b... hand
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
But you have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop... your... drawers
Edited, Sep 8th 2006 at 1:32am EDT by Kakusaijin
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Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.