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I was there and saw it with my own three eyes!

This raisinbread is off the chain.
I bought it Monday from Whole Foods in Atlanta, GA.
Man, this stuff is amazing.
All organic.
Damn thing weighs four pounds.

Wish I could share with you guys.

Pikko how much will it cost me to get the key for that lock? >.>

bpt1 sticky (can I have it?)

What if someone started a thread called "Page 58 +"

The very first post could explain what happened to the original BPT and give links to both the original and Arketa's amazing "Cliffs notes" thread.

Instead of writing "Claim" at the top of each page, you could actually give the "new page number...
1=58
2=59
etc...



P.S. Just 'cause the BPT is locked doesn't mean we don't want to hear more stories from Tyra.

this chief guy is a dick!!! i say we make a teepee out of his skin!!

and now for the world of spyro!

i had a friend once! who took some acid... now he thinks hes a fire engine!
kinda funny til he pisses on your lighter... smells kind of funny and bad anyway!


i had a friend once who took some extasy... tryed to marry me and everyone else in the roooooom.
kind of loving, kind of caring..... kind of tryed to fawk my lazyboy!
it got a bit messy all over the curtains
throw pillow
arm rest
and carpet!

thank you and good night!!!!

I Wuve puppies -.-

I once saw chief in the mire. He yelled at me to move for his party. I moved, not because I am afraid of chief but because I don't like camp stealers!

I have decided to get a license to drive transport trucks.

But, I don't like any of the companies out there who might hire me, so I've decided to start my own.

I'm looking for investors.

My company will be called "WWJT" (What Would Jesus Transport), and will support a very strong work ethic based on delivering cargo from anywhere in North America to anywhere else in North America in three days, after which all of our transport trucks will ascend back to headquarters to take a long rest. Our company will be closed on weekends and all Christian holidays, no matter how small (hello Saints' days!), in addition to being closed on all national government holidays, except for the Pagan holiday of Easter, on which we will be open.

Alternately, the company will be called "RAT" (Round Annex Transport), and will support a slightly weaker work ethic wherein transport traffic speed will notably decrease the further it gets away from its point of origin, slowing to an eventual crawl before reaching Mexico or Alaska. Our company will be closed on Mondays, Canadian holidays, and randomly for 3 to 6 hour periods, which will only be announced an hour in advance.

And, alternately to the alternately, I won't be driving a transport truck or starting a transport company.

How much gil does one need to buy from IGE to become an admin on these forums? Just wondering how much its gonna cost me to reopen the BPT :)

CHIEF I LOVE YOU CALL ME TONIGHT SO WE CAN ROMANTICIZE HOW WE FOLLOW THE PATH OF THE HERO!!! NOT LIKE YOU!!!!

muahahahahaha <3 go go go 100+ pages

aleka make babies with me!!!

10000 days !!!

We listen to the tales and romanticize,
how we follow the path of the hero.

Boast about the day when the rivers overrun,
How we'll rise to the height of our halo.

Listen to the tales as we all rationalize,
our way into the arms of the savior.
Fading all the trials and the tribulations.

None of us have actually been there,
Not like you...

The ignorant fibbers in the congregation.
Gather around spewing sympathy,
Spare me...

None of them can even hold a candle up to you.
Blinded by choices,
hypocrites won't see.

But enough about the collective Judas.
Who could deny you were the one who illuminated?
Your little piece of the divine.

This little light of mine it gives your past unto me,
I'm gonna let it shine
to guide you safely on your way.

Your way home...

Oh, what are they gonna do when the lights go down?
Without you to guide them all to Zion?
What are they gonna do when the rivers overrun?
Other than tremble incessantly.

High is the way,
but our eyes are upon the ground.
You are the light and the way.
They'll only read about.
I only pray heaven knows,
when to lift you out.

10,000 days in the fire is long enough.
You're going home...

You're the only one who can hold your head up high.
Shake your fist at the gates saying,
"I have come home now...!"
Fetch me the spirit, the son and the father.
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.

"It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my
Give me my wings...!"

Give me my [x5]

(Give me my wings)

You are the light, the way,
that they will only read about.

Set as I am in my ways and my arrogance.
Burden of proof tossed upon non-believers.
You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence,
Judith Marie, unconditional one.

Daylight dims leaving cold fluorescence.
Difficult to see you in this light.
Please forgive this bold suggestion.
Should you see your maker's face tonight,
Look him in the eye.
Look him in the eye and tell him,
I never lived a lie, never took a life,
But surely saved one.

Hallelujah
It's time for you to bring me home.

oh you kids

Spyro, stop bogarting the crazy cookies.

/kneel

*OM POGAVALIKIAN OM*

/kneel

Spyro: I will call you tonight so we can have our moment of prayer.

Arketa: For the Love Of Jesus, Please do open your WWJT Company.

Ex: URMAMA

Almighty: The GMs are behaving like 50's G-men in bad suits, or better yet 30's GESTAPO, don't worry, it will get worse before it gets better... PINKO COMMIE SCUM!

no one wants to hear about anna. that is the next new rule for this thread. no anna, prs.

DANCE PARTY!

In my attempts to get to 100 . . .

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U gotta <3 that Ctrl + V :D

I want to keep my money
And give away absolutely nothing
To the government who moderates my spending
and obliterates depending on what time of the year
brutality is here
in the form of income tax
I'd rather take a @#%^ing axe
to my face, blow up this place
with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute
if I could write off your murder
I'd save all of my receipts
because I'd rather you be dead
than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year
I'd rather you be dead than to maul your body in my second home
I'd rather you be dead than consider losing all my evil restaurants


[Dethklok]

If i remember correctly, pages are determined by post count, therefore having long messages does nothing to assist this along

hahaha

Big wall O' Text! This thread is almost resembling the bp thread already, but the walls of text here have better grammar, spelling and punctuation. i loves it!

more of everything prs :O...