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#1 Dec 01 2012 at 5:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: yippee

Got married, surfed for the first time, dove with sharks, saw sea turtles and seals, golfed, had a fish spit water at my wife, sang karaoke for the first time, drove a convertible, and feasted like a king.

'Twas a good trip.

So....what'd I miss? The usual?
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#2 Dec 01 2012 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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Congratulations on the nuptials and such.
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#3 Dec 01 2012 at 5:31 PM Rating: Good
So, really, the important question is:What did Eske sing for his 1st karaoke?







Condolences carbunculations on the whole marriage thing, tho!! Smiley: yippee
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#4 Dec 01 2012 at 5:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm would put more effort into this congratulations Eske, but I can't stop staring at your wife's chest. Smiley: drool

So um, Congratulations and...stuff.
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#5 Dec 01 2012 at 5:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats. Your wife's a hottie. You're not too bad, either. Gorgeous pic.

What'd you think of Hawaii?

Oh, and you've done more in Hawaii in a week than I have in almost a whole year. Jerk.
#6 Dec 01 2012 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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Congrats. Your wife's a hottie.
Shopped. You can tell by the pixels.
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Oh, and you've done more in Hawaii in a week than I have in almost a whole year. Jerk.
Holy crap, has it been that long already? Seems like you just moved a couple months ago.









In before someone points out that time goes faster for old people.Smiley: glare
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Friar Bijou wrote:
So, really, the important question is:What did Eske sing for his 1st karaoke?


STP's Plush. It was, by all accounts, pretty good, though I suspect most were being generous with that claim. I can at least say with some certainty that it wasn't bad, because the wife let me back up to sing a second song. Smiley: lol

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I'm would put more effort into this congratulations Eske, but I can't stop staring at your wife's chest. Smiley: drool


I'll let her know; she'll be quite flattered. Smiley: tongue

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Congrats. Your wife's a hottie. You're not too bad, either. Gorgeous pic.

What'd you think of Hawaii?

Oh, and you've done more in Hawaii in a week than I have in almost a whole year. Jerk.


Ah, thank you, thank you. The pic's actually not one of the better ones, IMO. Here's her with my guy friends:

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Smiley: inlove

We spent all our time in Oahu, mostly on the North Shore. Absolutely loved it. Weather cooperated perfectly...wasn't ever too hot, and barely a drop of rain. Everyone was incredibly friendly, from the hotel staff, to the waiters, to the random people that we met during the trip. We're both quite partial to the laid-back attitudes and the "island time" pace. The wife says she could live there; it's a bit too remote for me, but perfect for a vacation. We'd definitely both go back in a heartbeat.

How're you finding it thusfar, Belk?
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Haha, sucker!
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Eske Esquire wrote:
We spent all our time in Oahu, mostly on the North Shore. Absolutely loved it. Weather cooperated perfectly...wasn't ever too hot, and barely a drop of rain. Everyone was incredibly friendly, from the hotel staff, to the waiters, to the random people that we met during the trip. We're both quite partial to the laid-back attitudes and the "island time" pace. The wife says she could live there; it's a bit too remote for me, but perfect for a vacation. We'd definitely both go back in a heartbeat.

How're you finding it thusfar, Belk?


Very pretty young lady, Eske. You did good.

I'm enjoying it here so far. The bugs scare me, mostly, and the cost of living is stupid expensive. I need to find a job that I like more than the one I have. But as far as living here, it's nice. We live in East Hawaii, so it rains a lot here, but it's mostly in the evenings for early morning. It keeps the flora very lush, and I've never seen orchids and poinsettia's growing wild before. The flowers are so gorgeous. And being able to go to the beach every weekend if you want is a nice plus.
#10 Dec 01 2012 at 6:51 PM Rating: Excellent
Totaly authentic and in no way retouched photo of Eske's wedding party:

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Congrats! That's an awesome picture...

Was that on the wedding day or was that part of the pictures done before the wedding?
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Congrats! That's an awesome picture...

Was that on the wedding day or was that part of the pictures done before the wedding?


Day of the wedding, for both.

We had to wait a while for the sunset in the first pic. Nobody tells you how awkward the photo sessions are. Lots of aimless walking, fake laughing, and kisses held for way too long. It's kind of like the Zoolander "Dance, monkey!" photo shoot.

Edited, Dec 1st 2012 9:19pm by Eske
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Ah, thank you, thank you. The pic's actually not one of the better ones, IMO. Here's her with my guy friends:

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Good Lord, did you marry a sylph or something?

Congratulations!
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Ah, thank you, thank you. The pic's actually not one of the better ones, IMO. Here's her with my guy friends:

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Smiley: inlove


How much for a copy of the gangbang video?
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Congrats!

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#17 Dec 01 2012 at 10:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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**** Eske you look good in a dress. Smiley: eek

Oh also congrats and stuff. Smiley: grin
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#18 Dec 01 2012 at 10:35 PM Rating: Good
[****************** Eske you look good in a dress. Smiley: eek[/quote]





....not sure if serious...Smiley: um
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Friar ************************* Eske you look good in a dress. Smiley: eek[/quote wrote:






....not sure if serious...Smiley: um


A riff on the fact that 73% of the forum thinks I'm a girl, I'm sure. Not serious.






....I think.
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Congratulations! Smiley: chug
#21 Dec 02 2012 at 2:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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A riff on the fact that 73% of the forum thinks I'm a girl, I'm sure. Not serious.






....I think.


No, not serious at all. I may be slow but I am not THAT slow. Smiley: tongue
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We had to wait a while for the sunset in the first pic. Nobody tells you how awkward the photo sessions are. Lots of aimless walking, fake laughing, and kisses held for way too long. It's kind of like the Zoolander "Dance, monkey!" photo shoot.
It's nice how the most ridiculously uncomfortable positions look the best on photos.


Also gratz! what'd you have to do to get a girl that good looking? Smiley: tongue
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#23 Dec 02 2012 at 6:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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You two look great!

Also, Bijou, that pic is disturbing. Keep up the good work.
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Friar ************************* Eske you look good in a dress. Smiley: eek






....not sure if serious...Smiley: um
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A riff on the fact that 73% of the forum thinks I'm a girl, I'm sure. Not serious.






....I think.


Haha.. guilty.. As a person who is/was often in the same boat, I should know better. Then again, I also feel wrong for automatically assuming that a poster is a male, even though males are the majority.
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Congrats! Smiley: flowers

Does the wife understand the true degree of nerdiness she just married into?
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Congrats Eske.
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Congrats on landing such a Hot Wife
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I'm disappointed in you allakhazam...All of these comments about her looks! Women are more than their looks!Smiley: oyvey

Edited, Dec 2nd 2012 7:29pm by Almalieque
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I'm disappointed in you allakhazam...All of these comments about her looks! Women are more than their looks!Smiley: oyvey

Edited, Dec 2nd 2012 7:29pm by Almalieque


You're right, it's also about how they feel! Hey Eske, I need your address so I can stop by and give your wife the "Charmin Test".

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#31 Dec 02 2012 at 1:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thank you everyone!

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Does the wife understand the true degree of nerdiness she just married into?


When we first decided to get serious, we had the following conversation:

Me: There's something you should understand, though. I'm really into video games.
Her: That's okay, I think video games are neat. And I've dated guys that play video games before.
Me: No, I mean I'm really into video games. Like, seriously.
Her: Yeah, no problem.
Me: No, I mean, really, really, into video games....

Etc. etc.

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Also gratz! what'd you have to do to get a girl that good looking?


Some stuff I'm not proud of.

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You're right, it's also about how they feel! Hey Eske, I need your address so I can stop by and give your wife the "Charmin Test".


Smiley: um
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Gratz Eske. And I concur with the others, wife's a hotty. If she's not ******* insane, hold on to her.
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#37 Dec 03 2012 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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Gratz Eske. And I concur with the others, wife's a hotty. If she's not batsh*t insane, hold on to her.


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Grats and all.
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Gratz Eske! You two make a very cute couple. Smiley: nod I Hope you have a lifetime of happiness
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For all the talk of Hawaiian vacations and sea turtles this thread has a distinct lack of bikini pictures. Smiley: motz

Also gratz, sounds like you had an awesome time. Smiley: grin

Almalieque wrote:
I'm disappointed in you allakhazam...All of these comments about her looks! Women are more than their looks! Smiley: oyvey


Well okay, wouldn't want to disappoint...

So when are the grandkids coming anyway? How long till we get baby announcements? Is your car going to be big enough? You are planning on moving someplace with a better school district right?
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For all the talk of Hawaiian vacations and sea turtles this thread has a distinct lack of bikini pictures. Smiley: motz

You want a photo of Eske in a bikini?
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For all the talk of Hawaiian vacations and sea turtles this thread has a distinct lack of bikini pictures. Smiley: motz

You want a photo of Eske in a bikini?

Alright sure; there's some entertainment potential there.
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For all the talk of Hawaiian vacations and sea turtles this thread has a distinct lack of bikini pictures. Smiley: motz

You want a photo of Eske in a bikini?

Alright sure; there's some entertainment potential there.


Ask, and ye shall receive:

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Ok, it's not supposed to be all about the looks. But that's kind of all I have to go on right now. So I saw the first picture and thought Holy Cow, HOW did you land a 10? (Even though you scrub up very nicely yourself Smiley: grin)

And then I saw the second pic with all the groomsman and thought

HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?


Smiley: drool2Smiley: drool2Smiley: drool2Smiley: drool2Smiley: drool2

I hope you two have your happily ever after, and functional arguments instead of escalating fights. <3
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I hope you two have your happily ever after, and functional arguments instead of escalating fights. <3
Those are the ones where you're throwing plates and other tableware at each other, right?
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HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?

Eske is frog.
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HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?

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Ok, it's not supposed to be all about the looks. But that's kind of all I have to go on right now. So I saw the first picture and thought Holy Cow, HOW did you land a 10? (Even though you scrub up very nicely yourself Smiley: grin)

And then I saw the second pic with all the groomsman and thought

HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?


Smiley: drool2Smiley: drool2Smiley: drool2Smiley: drool2Smiley: drool2

I hope you two have your happily ever after, and functional arguments instead of escalating fights. <3


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Congratulations! I love the dress! I love wedding dresses in general but gorgeous dress! Her bouquet completed it wonderfully!
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