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Don't think there was, but I've got five on December 12.
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Ok, then. Should one present itself later, I will rectify. I'm going to call Evil's Baby Momma dropping demon spawn June 10.
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MoebiusLord wrote:
Ok, then. Should one present itself later, I will rectify. I'm going to call Evil's Baby Momma dropping demon spawn June 10.
Why do you hate me? If this baby comes early, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
Actually, the 10th wouldn't be so bad...at least I'll be home.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.”
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
Ok, then. Should one present itself later, I will rectify. I'm going to call Evil's Baby Momma dropping demon spawn June 10.
Why do you hate me? If this baby comes early, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
Actually, the 10th wouldn't be so bad...at least I'll be home.
Nexa
Seriously? You want to go to due date?!? I love you enough to hope for a couple of days of relief. It's only a couple because of the father. If it was mine, I'd be pulling for at least a week.
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Moe, I would've thought you'd pick 6am on June 6. Mark of the beast, and all that.
Congrats on the future Mini-Smexa.
Congrats on the future Mini-Smexa.
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I prefer Nexaroo. Smexa sounds horrible
June 14 at 2:45pm is my vote
June 14 at 2:45pm is my vote
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DSD kicked Alma in the ass on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.
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But Smexa sounds Smexy.
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June 6, the anniversary of the invasion of Normandy. Not sure why that seems appropriate, really.
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
But Smexa sounds Smexy.
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YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
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One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
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At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
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Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
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At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
But Smexa sounds Smexy.
This.
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June 6, the anniversary of the invasion of Normandy. Not sure why that seems appropriate, really.
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4th of July!
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That's just mean Kao. 
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but Fireworks and everything!
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And that's almost an entire month after her due date, provided I read that correctly and June 10th is her due date? Or is it later than that?
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It's the 14th.
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June 20th, 1:47 pm.
Edited, May 16th 2012 12:06pm by Tare
Edited, May 16th 2012 12:06pm by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
June 21st, 3:15am.
Might as well get used to being up all night early on.
Might as well get used to being up all night early on.
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Tare wrote:
June 20th, 1:47 pm.
Edited, May 16th 2012 12:06pm by Tare
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That would also be bad - that's Hannah's last day of school and it's a half day.
I would just like to go on my due date. It is already on my calendar. If it were to happen on the weekend before or after, I suppose that would be ok too.
Nexa
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June 16 at 12:28 am, but only because it's my son's birth date and time and it's close enough to your due date to be possible.
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June 12, 7:14 PM EDT.
Edited, May 16th 2012 2:11pm by Spoonless
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Doesn't it get incredibly uncomfortable (like more than normal) once you get a few days past your due date? Or is that just what TV likes to tell us?
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Doesn't it get incredibly uncomfortable (like more than normal) once you get a few days past your due date? Or is that just what TV likes to tell us?
According to most mothers who have shared an opinion with me, it gets incredibly uncomfortable well before the due date.
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Yeah, that's why I put the "more than normal" part in there. 
I just remember watching the episode of Roseanne where Jackie is several days past her due date and her navel is like inside out and sticking out, and she's whining and crying about how horrible she feels. Granted, Jackie whines and complains a lot in that show, but this was a lot more than she normally did.
I just remember watching the episode of Roseanne where Jackie is several days past her due date and her navel is like inside out and sticking out, and she's whining and crying about how horrible she feels. Granted, Jackie whines and complains a lot in that show, but this was a lot more than she normally did.Guild Wars 2, Crystal Desert server:
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MoebiusLord wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Doesn't it get incredibly uncomfortable (like more than normal) once you get a few days past your due date? Or is that just what TV likes to tell us?
According to most mothers who have shared an opinion with me, it gets incredibly uncomfortable well before the due date.
It's incredibly uncomfortable about 3 weeks after conception.
Nadenu wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Doesn't it get incredibly uncomfortable (like more than normal) once you get a few days past your due date? Or is that just what TV likes to tell us?
According to most mothers who have shared an opinion with me, it gets incredibly uncomfortable well before the due date.
It's incredibly uncomfortable about 3 weeks after conception.
If the guy's big enough, it can be incredibly uncomfortable at conception.
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I'm gonna pick June 5 (or June 6 if Nexa should be on the other side of the world) to coincide with the Venus transit of the sun.
Also, I think the resulting luv-spawn should bear the name of this thread - for all time.
Also, I think the resulting luv-spawn should bear the name of this thread - for all time.
When I say "Red light" stop, when I say "Green light" go.
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MoebiusLord wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
MoebiusLord wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Doesn't it get incredibly uncomfortable (like more than normal) once you get a few days past your due date? Or is that just what TV likes to tell us?
According to most mothers who have shared an opinion with me, it gets incredibly uncomfortable well before the due date.
It's incredibly uncomfortable about 3 weeks after conception.
If the guy's big enough, it can be incredibly uncomfortable at conception.
I wasn't anymore uncomfortable in those last couple weeks than I'd been for the previous month or so. I don't think the baby was really overdue. I think my dates were just off. Apparently the length of the baby's fingernails is indicative of how well done they are.
Being pregnant can get kind of tiring but it's a minuscule price to pay to carry a child to full term. In hindsight, I'd have skipped the inducement. It was just stressful for everyone involved (specially my husband).
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Sorry Moe...I don't think it's going to happen today.
Nexa
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Well, you missed D-Day, so I'm moving my bet to Bastille Day. Sorry, Nexa.
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As I noted on your FB, I call June 15. Payday in more ways than one.
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I will reiterate my calling of June 16, but only because it's my son's birthday.
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At this point, I'd hold off for the solstice - wait for dusk of the longest day of the year.
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Poor kid, if it's not born yet the first month of it's life is going to be overshadowed by a zombie killing chainsaw wielding cheerleader video game. 
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