I am not broken, he tells himself. Not broken... I simply have a different shape.In a moment of detached madness, Varus wondered how long that would last.
...The ****ing ban. What they took from him he would repay a thousand-fold.
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..."You understand, of course, that your vengeance is not the purpose of this League?" she said, eyes narrowed.
"By now, you surely realize," said Varus, or the amalgam which stood before them cloaked in Varus, its tongue swollen and black.
"It is the only purpose I have left."
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He's back; with a vengeance.Follow
What if the bird will not sing?
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."
Quite possible the best part is that he's the pink sniper.
What if the bird will not sing?
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."
Varrus can finally use arrows.
This is what he's been waiting for his whole life.
This is what he's been waiting for his whole life.
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”
Kavekk wrote:
Varrus can finally use arrows.
This is what he's been waiting for his whole life.
This is what he's been waiting for his whole life.
Til he takes an arrow to the knee.
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gbaji wrote:
You guys keep tossing facts out there like they mean something.
He'll shoot himself while riding on his low horse.
<3
I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
In other news I'm pretty sure I've identified Varus' account name on fark.com.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I saw that. 
Pretty sure I'll never be able to take that champion seriously, even though he looks kinda badass.
Pretty sure I'll never be able to take that champion seriously, even though he looks kinda badass.
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
Samira wrote:
In other news I'm pretty sure I've identified Varus' account name on fark.com.
Is it one of these: 'Knoxsouthy, Varus, or lonelyman69', or something new?
What if the bird will not sing?
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."
Something new. I'll have to go back and see if I can find the thread where this one poster had such a very familiar voice. It was, predictably, in the Politics tab. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Ahh, I never venture into the other tabs on Fark.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Samira wrote:
Something new. I'll have to go back and see if I can find the thread where this one poster had such a very familiar voice. It was, predictably, in the Politics tab.
You mean he's cheating on us with some other forum?
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
It's hardly cheating if he got kicked out of here first.
Theophany wrote:
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
Horsemouth wrote:
At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
YOU'RE AN ELITIST @#%^ AETHIEN, NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE HATE YOU.
someproteinguy wrote:
Aethien you take more terrible pictures then a Japanese tourist.
Astarin wrote:
One day, Maz, you'll learn not to click on anything Aeth links.
Horsemouth wrote:
At work I'm in charge of UID/PWD combos. When people forget their initial password, I punish them with their new PWD.
The new PWD is often something like : idbecoolerifiwasaethien
Right. We broke up with him.
For good reason.
For good reason.
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Turin wrote:
(Zelduh)'s won the argument by going so far off the deep end that no one is willing to follow.
Sometimes you just gotta thin the herd...
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Wait, was he actually banned again? I just thought this was an extensive muting.
gbaji wrote:
It'll be close, but Romney has the momentum.
I can't wait to see what his final form looks like. I bet it's something like this.
Does this mean I'm not getting my $50 when Obama wins the election?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Jophiel wrote:
Does this mean I'm not getting my $50 when Obama wins the election?
When I say "Red light" stop, when I say "Green light" go.
Ready?
Ready?
I'm sure he'd return for that.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Sometimes you just gotta thin the herd...
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
Grenades are the only way to fish.
<3
I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
Jophiel wrote:
Does this mean I'm not getting my $50 when Obama wins the election?
You better give him the address of a Western Union in a neighboring state.
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
Paypal, baby!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
Jophiel wrote:
Paypal, baby!
There's my genius.
That's the kind of dude
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho
He got totally whooshed, didn't he?
<3
I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
I don't think that reverance or respect for the dead needs the dead to be hidden from sight completely. It is the attitude that you bring, as a witness to a dead body, that matters, not the display and witnessing of a dead body, per se.
What got Varus banned this time, anyway? I wasn't around that day.
Master Meleagant Driftwood of Stromm, Warrior of the 69th level(EQ)
Rhyys, Human Warrior of 67th level(WoW)
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Rhyys, Human Warrior of 67th level(WoW)
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
The same thing Magi was banned for.
What if the bird will not sing?
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."
Nobunaga answers, "Kill it!"
Hideyoshi answers, "Make it want to sing."
Ieyasu answers, "Wait."
Timelordwho answers "Just as Planned."
He was sexually harrassing people and sending them pics of his deformed penis?
Am I remembering this correctly?
Edited, Apr 14th 2012 9:45pm by Driftwood
Am I remembering this correctly?
Edited, Apr 14th 2012 9:45pm by Driftwood
Master Meleagant Driftwood of Stromm, Warrior of the 69th level(EQ)
Rhyys, Human Warrior of 67th level(WoW)
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Rhyys, Human Warrior of 67th level(WoW)
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Well there is a picture of his head floating around here somewhere that most of us has seen. I can safely say that I am not impressed. 
On a less innuendo note, he got perma-muted for being a douche. Well, a bit worse than his usual self that is. My guess is he forgot to take his meds that morning and pissed off the mods for the last time.
On a less innuendo note, he got perma-muted for being a douche. Well, a bit worse than his usual self that is. My guess is he forgot to take his meds that morning and pissed off the mods for the last time.
#swaggerjacker
I'm almost positive that it was an issue of the dreaded ni***r word.
Kao will have to clarify, but I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading on the Day Of Bannination.
Kao will have to clarify, but I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading on the Day Of Bannination.
Kavekk wrote:
If I ever have a child, I'm going to show it this thread every time it misbehaves.
Criminy wrote:
On a less innuendo note, he got perma-muted for being a douche.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
Friar Bijou wrote:
I'm almost positive that it was an issue of the dreaded ni***r word.
Kao will have to clarify, but I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading on the Day Of Bannination.
Kao will have to clarify, but I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading on the Day Of Bannination.
That's an upsetting precedent. What if I want to discuss, say, Fred Williamson's career and blaxploitation movies of the seventies?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Then you do so in the TV & Movies forum that no one ever reads anyway.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Senator Toomey (R-PA) wrote:
In the end it didn't pass because we're so politicized. There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it
We definitely need more discussion about Black Caesar.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Current Time Killer
lolgaxe wrote:
Criminy wrote:
On a less innuendo note, he got perma-muted for being a douche.
-shrug- This forum is full of dicks and ass's but not much douches. Sure people like Gbaji occasional uses Maximum Douche™ but only Varus and VarusJr used it all the damn time. Give me a moment, I think I have a visual representation of them on a beach.
Edit: Because I am sure someone will get upset about me not putting a NSFW tag on here, well, here it is. NSFW
Edited, Apr 16th 2012 2:14pm by Criminy
#swaggerjacker
Friar Bijou wrote:
I'm almost positive that it was an issue of the dreaded ni***r word.
Kao will have to clarify, but I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading on the Day Of Bannination.
Kao will have to clarify, but I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading on the Day Of Bannination.
God damn naggers.
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Deadgye wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
I'm almost positive that it was an issue of the dreaded ni***r word.
Kao will have to clarify, but I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading on the Day Of Bannination.
Kao will have to clarify, but I'm pretty sure that's what I was reading on the Day Of Bannination.
God damn naggers.
I see your statement and raise you this. Also NSFW.
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