Taru JamFollow

Everyone loves seeing pictures of Tarutaru wrestling in jam, especially continental raspberry Jam from the United Kingdom. Well, it turns out that this thread has been only about this subject the entire time. Any of you that thought or claim different are either in the wrong thread or delusional.

Share stories, or discuss! Pictures appreciated.

Edited, Feb 13th 2009 10:02pm by EmiFox

Now this is interesting again to read cos now i guess since this is public im gonna reply to it this time around.

Now emifox i believe you have been the only one who approched through tells leaders of the shell about gods / kirin / dynamis xarc hmmm why is that ppl may ask?

One day there was a time where EQ linkshell were done with sky due to most/all ppl having what they wantsd and we bought god pops so that ppl could get certain items from certain gods i.e buying 3 byakko pops for 1 person to get haidate cos they attended all events and did there job while at events.

One day later on we get an inclimb of members all needing sky gear *shock* we cant spend 5 mil a week to gain 500k-1mil back a week JUST cos you want "Fast Pants" right now, so EQ decided since we had so many ppl now needing sky gear to start back up once a week sky farming which Emifox didnt like very much cos that mean not getting her item when she expected it to be hers.

Now any LS leader would agree with me when i say if you keep a balanced LS bank it will never run low or run out, if you are constantly paying out for god pops and kirin seals everyweek and only getting 2 dynamis currecny sales back in per week yes it will run out very fast.

Now onto how i get some nice gear and this im gonna have some fun talking about now after doing ZNMs i gained a drop called Hachiryu Sune-Ate i believe they are going for somewhere between 4mil+ well anyways thats gil went into my Avalon Breastplate.
Now to my Kyudogi hmmmmm i think you are actually mistaken about this Joliie my GF actually bought the mats to that and got it crafted "BEFORE" you even entered our linkshell and before she even was made a sackholder to EQ Linkshell.
Now to the final item in that picture hmmm i wonder if you saw when i bought them i had just sold a pair od OKotes that i actually have owned since i lvled mnk from 35-75 nearly a year ago now got a nice 800k for them so that was a nice big chuck of my hermes sandals amount.

Truth is i know how to make gil in this game and i always am doing it when not having to run LS events as many ppl see me fishing for devil manta and have got the drop many times, i merit alot as ppl know with a total of 573 merits my ISP is high im always doing ISNMsm at the same time i farm seals KS also BS and do runs, i do ENMs with groups of ppl and we split the drops evenly.

all i have to say to end this is that emi you are jealous of ppl in general who have same jobs as you (always voting no on apps that were ppl of the same job as you) and you hate it when someone gets an item that you have been wanting it for a while and still cant get yet, yes this might sound as if im boasting but you see i dont need to cos all of the jobs, access on my character, merits gained, and gear that it has on it has been gotten through effort and paitence which i will openly say you have none of that cos you want something to come to you when you want it and this game if it worked that way everyone would be running around with Kclubs and so on this game has ans will always be about putting in that effort and having that patience coe drops arent 100%.

anyways im done talking but if ppl felt the same way as you Emi they would have up and left already by now and if they dont then they are not like you and have paitence and are willing to put that effort in for that gear they want cos they know in the end of all of it they will get it and the bottom line is you left mainly cos you want Fast Pants and Valor Body and cos we are sky farming again you aren getting it fast enough and cos we arent spamming dynamis xarc we arent getting YOUR valor body quick enough im sorry but thats pathetic.

Mattaus of bahamut

Mattaus I understand your prediciment. Even as a social ls leader I can never make everyone happy all of the time. We started doing sky and everyone started demanding items.
I really dont have a solution to this problem, but I would suggest that all decisions should be posted plainly in your ls forums so that members can discuss and understand why certain decisions are made. To my mind what you have said makes sense, but if you hadnt explained it I would assume you were whoring the gil away for your own gain.
I also suggest that as well as your sack holders being privy to decisions within the ls that you have a member with a normal pearl who can voice the thoughts of other pearl members to the sacks. Alot of these problems arise when these core people do not feel listened to by the members higher up the chain.

@ kanios - lol!

Edited, Feb 13th 2009 10:59am by Branwen

Also, also, I believe that OP fails to understand that allowing someone to sponsor dynamis these days is basically like handing them the keys to your money machine, since furthermore Einherjar loses 360k a week and sky barely makes a profit if you even get anything but crystals and kirin's poles.

Dynamis is most shells' only income and you can't just take it away and give the money to one member without a LOT of discussion even if every member present spits and whines and throws a fit over it.

PS It's smart to keep a floating fund of several mil even with a good income, so, don't expect to see the sky rain haubergeon+1s and toreador's rings upon you the minute the LS gets a 100piece.

the end xoxo

it's when you start looking at something and then realise it's overly wordy, complex, and probably 99% filler, then you OH LOOK A SHINY

I know right- brb icecream

Woo, this drama is partially about me!

I suggest we take this to the next level, and fight about it.

hi my name is not kelly or kylia. they call me hell, they call me stacey, etc.

if you're gonna post a novel-length tirade about an ex-ls, be prepared for the consequences, including that others not involved will read it! Just so you know, I did read your post, but it was super boring and didn't contain any actual evidence or facts! Except that Mattaus can't type a coherent sentence, but we all know that.

1) There is no fair way to spend 30M gil within a LS. There just isn't. Unless it's to pay for 25% of a leader's relic, or useless body pieces like kyudogis. Oh ho ho. No matter what decision is made, someone will bitch. I guess today, that lucky person is you. Yay!

2) I can think of far more convincing relic prospects than some guy who shows up to Dynamis one day expecting to sponsor. Hey, Stage 2 is 2/5s of Stage 5 rite?

3) Sorry, you just come off as whiny. Buying sky pops is actually a ridiculous waste of money and a great way to destroy a ls bank if a lot of people need gear, but it's ok since you totally helped earn the money along with all the other LS members amirite? I mean it's not like a LS can invade sky and come out with 3M worth of pop items in an evening right? Oh you can? Bummer.

PS PROTIP: Proxies are great for bypassing bans! LS forum gogo!

I vote we spend less time paying attention to whatsherface and more time fleshing out this naked taru wrestling idea that's been up forward. Since, y'know, if we're going to derail this thread we might as well do it an amusing and not attention whorish manner XD

First thing that needs to be addressed: What flavor of jam are we going to use? And what brand. Also, is this going to take place in one of those little inflatable pools?

Well Im from the uk, so we may need to find a continental jam brand. For flavour I'm thinking Raspberry, its the tangiest and the pips are larger so they wont get stuck in my tarus unmentionables.

OK, now you explain it a little more rationally and concisely, I'm more inclined to take you seriously.

When you post this stuff on a public forum, it kinda looks like you're trying to tar someone's name... rather than "get the word out" which you could do privately via tells. 99% of these threads are someone butthurt because they got kicked from a LS and trying to drag people down with them, and just because you manage a page's worth of text instead of say

"AMGZ LadieYunie's LS chete me out of luminiom ore in ismn"


doesn't make you any more likely to be read by your target audience, or taken seriously. So don't be all upset when someone questions you, you post this publicly, expect the public to respond.

So did your LS leaders ever state an intention to buy AH gear or abjurations instead of stuff the LS was capable of farming?

To answer your question about if we bought abjs AH gear and what not the answer is in a ways we do.

i remeber from the last few kirin runs we did we had a few whms who couldnt afford Nobles Tunics and what we did with the shining clothes that dropped was have one of our clothe crafters make nobles tunics and offer them off for points as the LS is points based.

We also stated we would buy 'some' cured pieces when we seriously got back into sky farming we stated you cant have everything buy pops or have some abjs bought or have the LS bank hold the cured pieces have that Abjs go for more points but would come with the cured piece inculded which we did when we 1st created the Linkshell but as ppl decided that they were BORED of sky farming we decided to buy god pops.

The main reason why we decided to was we would have minimal attendance at sky farming then have complete attedance at god pops and kirin which leaders decided was not fair on the ppl who came to farm and also to pops so we decided since more ppl that were new to the LS needed sky gear we should farm sky again and only buy pops to fill in sets to complete them.

We had a bad sky run this week infact and we decided cos Zippy is now a pain in the ass due to rdms spending all day down there soloing it we never got it so we bought those pops to complete sets so we can get the new blms there ZMitts, we only farm sky once a week but since we have so many new members that arent as familiar with sky we have been trying to get them more up with getting around and knowing sky.

Really IF anything i would be more inclined to buy Sea pops for my LS we do too many events within a week to spend 4+ hrs farming 1 pop for a jailer or IX when sky is so easy to farm and doesnt take as much effort.

hope that answered ya question and understand a lil more but the only ppl who have left lately from my shell have left because they couldnt get something when they expected it unfortunately gear doesnt rain down from the sky just because there is 28 odd mil in the bank doesnt mean you have to stop working and putting the effort in to get what you want you see ME and the other 2 leaders dont need anything from sky but we do it for the ppl who need gear from there if it was to us we could stop sky completely but we dont.

Oh btw there Klown i thought you should know, you do know that the person who was spreading the rumor about you leaving the shell to another shell and calling you an @#%^ and hated doing limbus and salvage cos you acted like a ass half the time was actually Emifox.

Now Emi decided to come to my GF and sackholder Joliie and told her all of this and that we should share it with the other leaders and we should know that hes planning on leaving to UWF and i see you went there.

So really you are mad cos you got kicked from the shell due to a rumor flying around well maybe you should look closer at your so called friend Emi cos it was her who got you kicked from the shell in the 1st place with her rumor that she started.

So anyways you have fun Emi your left, thats that im going to enjoy a nice 2 week vacation in New York with my GF away from forum trolls, whiners and bitches of FFXI.



Edited, Feb 13th 2009 10:42pm by MattausUK

Nice Mattaus, well I can see this forum has progressed to a new level of foolishness. Considering we all joined together, that doesn't make too much sense.

Too bad I can't delete this like I originally thought; the members of the LS I wanted to read this have already read it, so its purpose has been served. If a moderator sees this I wouldn't mind that the whole thing gets deleted now if it's just going to transition into an all out sh*t fest.

Unless I see some Taru jam pics soon, I consider this thread dead.

You win 2 Internets for that picture.

Awesome thread! Bahamut forums have been lacking in drama. Needs MORE!

Also, lol at that Mattaus's gear. Suppa, Kyudogi, Whands, War Boots, Coral rings? Common! Have you ever even visited the RNG forum? And you sold Hachi feet for Avalon? Dude needs to stop worrying about his epeen and more about his stats.

Also OP, dont start a drama thread and say that it isnt. We all know that you just want to throw mud on your old shell, at least admit it.

My intention, as originally stated, was to be able to communicate this information to my LS as I'm still good friends with most of them. Therefore, "throwing mud" on my old LS was not something I had in mind, not only because I am still friends with the people planning on staying in the LS, and have left LSs before without it progressing to this, but because my intention was to delete this after the people I wanted to see it had a chance to.

I understood there would be probably be drama and would have preferred to have kept this on the private Equillibrium boards. If I wanted the drama to go on, I wouldn't be requesting that the thread be deleted now.

Also: lol@mattaus just copying someone else's rules.

Ugh. I already said that I couldn't post it anywhere privately (since I was banned from the forums), and that communicating all of this to upwards of 25 people would be too troublesome in tell. If I really wanted further drama I wouldn't have deleted the post.

scowie my friend, I join your shell right after you quit, then it all goes to sh*t! What a man am I?! I'm sorry, I hope we can still be friends.....


Anyway, I do enjoy a good bath of Jam, preferably Grape.

Damn you Joliie... i'm supposed to be in bed, i have football tomorrow (the real one, with a round shaped ball)

The pint glass is abit scummy after all the real ale it's seen, just give it a rinse it'll be fine for that sh*te you call beer.... lolBud?

Manchester...La.La.Laaaarrr....Manchester.La.La.Laaaarrr.

Rational... can't even spell it, can i?

Klowny baby... love to see you act rational after "Buy 1 get 2 free" night :D

<3

How about some "love poetry" for St. Valentine's occasion today.

Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning

THE rain set early in to-night,
The sullen wind was soon awake,
It tore the elm-tops down for spite,
And did its worst to vex the lake:
I listen'd with heart fit to break.
When glided in Porphyria; straight
She shut the cold out and the storm,
And kneel'd and made the cheerless grate
Blaze up, and all the cottage warm;
Which done, she rose, and from her form
Withdrew the dripping cloak and shawl,
And laid her soil'd gloves by, untied
Her hat and let the damp hair fall,
And, last, she sat down by my side
And call'd me. When no voice replied,
She put my arm about her waist,
And made her smooth white shoulder bare,
And all her yellow hair displaced,
And, stooping, made my cheek lie there,
And spread, o'er all, her yellow hair,
Murmuring how she loved me—she
Too weak, for all her heart's endeavour,
To set its struggling passion free
From pride, and vainer ties dissever,
And give herself to me for ever.
But passion sometimes would prevail,
Nor could to-night's gay feast restrain
A sudden thought of one so pale
For love of her, and all in vain:
So, she was come through wind and rain.
Be sure I look'd up at her eyes
Happy and proud; at last I knew
Porphyria worshipp'd me; surprise
Made my heart swell, and still it grew
While I debated what to do.
That moment she was mine, mine, fair,
Perfectly pure and good: I found
A thing to do, and all her hair
In one long yellow string I wound
Three times her little throat around,
And strangled her. No pain felt she;
I am quite sure she felt no pain.
As a shut bud that holds a bee,
I warily oped her lids: again
Laugh'd the blue eyes without a stain.
And I untighten'd next the tress
About her neck; her cheek once more
Blush'd bright beneath my burning kiss:
I propp'd her head up as before,
Only, this time my shoulder bore
Her head, which droops upon it still:
The smiling rosy little head,
So glad it has its utmost will,
That all it scorn'd at once is fled,
And I, its love, am gain'd instead!
Porphyria's love: she guess'd not how
Her darling one wish would be heard.
And thus we sit together now,
And all night long we have not stirr'd,
And yet God has not said a word!

Edited, Feb 13th 2009 11:39pm by EmiFox

No hard feelings^^

Wow this thread went all boom on ur ass last night..... It's the day of luuuuurrve people, so kiss and make up!









NO really kiss and make up! I wanna see taru pr0n!

You said that already.

Good find.


Anyway, we needa new topic of interest, Taru Jam Wrestling has been provided.