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#1 Feb 20 2012 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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It's tough being a Dragoon.

-I log in to play and it says "Are you sure?" but there's no Yes button
-When I Call Wyvern he asks me if there's a BRD in the party.
-Everytime I Super Jump, the monster says, "Don't come back"

I thought I was in bad shape until I tried Puppetmaster.

-Between leveling DRG and PUP I've burned a green exclamation point into my monitor
-I went to Change Jobs the other day and the Moogle had grayed out the Puppetmaster option. He said, "Enough is enough"
-Every time I engage a monster it rolls its eyes at me
-I didn't know what to do, so I bought a strategy guide. I turned to the PUP section and it said "Quit"
-I got a Tactical Processor the other day. It's supposed to improve my robot's decision making, but when I equipped it he self-destructed.


Found these in my FFXI folder awhile back, still makes me smile~
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#2 Mar 05 2012 at 1:54 AM Rating: Good
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I remember that thread, and I'm laughing so hard now, thinking about it. Thanks for that. Smiley: lol
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#3 Mar 05 2012 at 3:03 AM Rating: Good
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- Every time I activate my automaton she starts issuing me maneuvers.

- I went to eat a curry bun and in its place Tsukushi left an I.O.U.

- I asked her where my alexandrite was and she responded "I bought a tactical processor with it, don't worry it'll be worth it."

- I tried to go to abyssea, but there was a sign on the maw saying, "no pups allowed"

- Every time I job change to pup it starts at lvl 1.

- I asked her, would you rather me be blind or dead? So she casted blindna.
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#4 Mar 10 2012 at 8:00 PM Rating: Good
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I once tried to find some trolls on pup, only to have my puppet yet "I'm being held against my will and forced to attack you! please save me!" the second I tried to sneak up on them...
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#5 Mar 11 2012 at 7:03 AM Rating: Good
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This has now become the pup jokes thread.

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#6 Mar 13 2012 at 6:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh no, they killed Kenbishi! You bastard!
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