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I hate you people.

Cnut

This is how I like to picture internet responses.

Also sex, for some weird reason.

Lots of screaming and pounding, finally being left in an exhausted heap.

I just hope, for Loki's sake, that he's topping or that the Hulks private parts aren't to scale.

I don't know what you're talking about.

And Hulk is definitely always a top. An angry top.

Do the impossible, see the invisible. Row, row. Fight the power.

WHO ARE YOU CALLING "YOU PEOPLE"?!

Yeah, radiation does bad things to your sexy bits too. And that's how Hulk became the Hulk anyways, right? Radiation poisoning or something.

Don't matter how small it is, you have to consider the guy using it can punch a planet in half.

Wrong Kate.

I find Kate Moss fairly unattractive due to her prominent and masculine jawline. I mean, if given the chance, I'd still tap that, but, you know... sitting behind my computer, alone, I can assure you that I find Kate Beckinsale to be way hotter.

I used this one as my avatar for a pretty long time. Although I made it grayscale because I love grayscale. I think I also trimmed it a bit.

I've also used a cut version of this and this one without the blue eyes.

Edited, Jul 17th 2012 7:43pm by Mazra

And if you don't, there's an app Photoshop for that.

Drink more, nub. You're not drunk until drunk is the only word for being drunk you know.

I'm sure it's the alcohol in my veins but this is the funniest sh*t I've ever read.

I've read that if you draw a line down the middle of your face, through your nose and lips, and hold a mirror up to one side and look at it, the expression will look very different from the other side. I often look at people's faces and try to do that in my head, and I can see that it's true with Mr. Norris. If I cover the left side of his face (as I look at it), he looks like Clint Eastwood in Fistful of Dollars. If I cover the right side, I see Jack Nicholson yelling "Here's Johnny!"

Wooh, I only woke up with 1 hangover today.


That joke really doesn't work in English.... In Dutch 'kater' is both the word for hangover and for male cat.


Also Cynyck, that's because people aren't symmetrical, no matter how much we'd like that to be the case. It's also where the whole thing about getting your good side on the photo (or painting, back in the day) comes from.

Symmetry is a bitch and I'm totally OCD about it. Luckily, I don't walk past a mirror often enough for it to be an issue.



Hangover in Danish, "tømmermænd," is also the olde word/name used about carpenters (lit. transl.: timber men). Nowadays we use "tømrer" for carpenters, though, because it's less sexist and shorter or something. The reason we use "carpenters" about hangovers is because of the throbbing sensation that feels like someone is hammering away at your skull.

Silly.

Edited, Jul 18th 2012 1:05pm by Mazra

Boys are stupid... last Sunday my FWB guy tells me that he wants to call things off for a few months at least, because he feels like he needs to spend some time being fully single to think about things. After a few days, I prod him about and get him to tell me that basically he's not sure if he can handle the whole poly thing and he needs some time to think about it. I told him I understand, and when he figures things out to let me know, and that yes I still want to be friends. I also offered to him as a possibility, that if he were okay with just sharing me with John, I would consider dating just him and John and having no casual or secondary relationships. And to let me know if that was something he could do, and I'd think about whether or not I could do it.

Then this last weekend he goes and spends the weekend with the other girl that he's interested in, who broke things off with him when he told her about me. Now that I'm out of the picture, she decided she's interested in him again, but she doesn't want a full relationship, just a sort of one where they go out on dates but don't do anything sexual and don't call it a relationship. I'm so freaking pissed right now. I'm mad at him, because I had to ask him if anything happened. He said he wanted to tell me in person, which is why he hadn't said anything Monday when I was talking to him on facebook then. I'll give him props for that, but it still irritates me that I had to ask. I really feel like she's stringing him along for the attention. John told me that she has a reputation of doing that, that before he met me he considered going after her until he found out that, and then he decided against it. He's liked her for two years, and just recently, right around the time that I meet him and get interested, she does too. I could tell as soon as I got to know him, that he was an awesome guy, but apparently it took her dumb ass two years to notice.

I'm also ticked at him for telling me that he needed to be single for a while, and then the second he gets the opportunity, he decides to make things quasi-official with her. He understands me being upset about that, but I'm not quite sure he understands how it makes me feel. I told him last week that I'd be willing to take him back after he'd had some time to think, and when we talked about my suggestion of me just being with him and John, he asked if that offer would still stand if he dated this other girl for a while and it didn't work out. I told him that it would depend on the timing. If i was still living down here, that'd be a possibility, but if I was up in Eugene already, I couldn't say for sure. Now I don't know what to think as far as that's concerned. I think at this point, I'm just going to give up him and when he does realize that she's stringing him along for the attention, I'll figure things out then.

Sorry for the novel guys, I needed to rant. >.<

I want to be single for a while because I think it's best fo...OOOO BOOBIES!

Welcome to the male mind.

Yeah, it looks like she is stringing him along, he is stringing you along, and that situation is just bad all around. He needs to realise what is happening and it doesn't sound like he really wants to.

There's an episode of How I Met Your Mother about this.

Yeah, and I was trying to help him with the open and honest communication thing. He's inexperienced in relationships, so I was trying to be understanding, but I've had enough. I hope for his sake that she's not stringing him alone, but I can't but help that she is. Even if John hadn't told me that she has a reputation as a gold digger and a man user, I'd still be worried based on her actions. When he told her that he and I were still messing around a couple weeks ago, and that we had slept together, she freaked out and said she didn't want to be involved with him anymore and that he should do whatever makes him happy. But instead of letting him go, she said she might be interested in pursuing something at a later date. Then as soon as he ends things with me, she wants him again but still doesn't want a full fledged relationship? That's bullsh*t. She can have him, they deserve each other... okay I don't really think that. She doesn't deserve him at all, that's part of why I'm so pissed. At least his behavior I can chalk up to him being inexperienced, and confused about liking two girls at the same time.

You know, maybe you can give him another chance if he just works through whatever he needs to work through with this girl. Learning by experience instead of through advice. It's good sometimes.


Also, hah, I just managed to make a Dutch/Punjabi mixed Facebook comment. Yay Dutch Pakistanis.

That was awesome.

Kali, I think if I'm still down here when things crash and burn with this girl, I might consider taking him back. We'll see. He's going to have to do a lot of serious ass kissing though. I'm not entirely sure I want to tie myself down to just two people though. There's still a lot of things I want to experience first, sexually. It makes the idea of going to Eugene for my birthday all the more tempting.