I accidentally Bengali'd my attendant's name. As in, it has a j in it, but Bengalis mix up j and z (so does half the subcontinent, it's interesting when people talk about the zoo), and I know a Bengali by that name with z in it, so I said it like that.
Also, I have termites or something. I also have jungle expedition grade mosquito spray, that seems to kill them dead.
I had 2 conversations! One last night, it went something like this: Guy with huge gun in the foyer, no one who speaks English to explain what is going on.
Kali: آپ یہاں کام کے لئے ہیں؟ | Are you working here?
Guy: uh-huh. nod
Kali: اچھا | good
The other one was with one of the cleaners. He had one of these
, which we have in Scotland and it's way better than the brooms you get in the West. I wanted to explain to him that we got it from Bangladesh, so I said:
بنگلادیش سے لاتی ہیں . | They brought it from Bangladesh.
And then he was like "Ooooh, export!"