Have the balls to own up and say why
I just hope nobody who knows me reads this.
Okay - Xythex and I were hanging out in 'Kaolian's Spandex Emporium'
. The soft music, the low lights, the subtle odour of Allakhazam; well it went to our heads. Well. . . you all know about the rest
Anyway, the swelling's gone down a little now, the Goat has been repaired, the Senator has been acquitted, His Royal Highness has agreed not to press charges, and at least I made a few bucks selling the pictures of Xythex.